I AM GOING TO KILL THEM

This means I'm going to have to sit on the floor tomorrow while my Mum combs through my hair. Great.

I am a 17 year old with head-lice

I'm just going to go and lay in a corner with a plastic bag over my head.

Don't feel bad sweetie. I got it from my son once, and I'm a lot older than you.

I kept telling my brother that the girls had knits but he wouldn't believe me.

I blame this entire situation on him.