"Nothing exceptional", for Consulate staff, includes any number of escaped experiments, possibly with students chasing them, preceeded by shrieking kitchen staff and all requiring documentation.
I'm glad to hear things are going well today, my dear friend. I look forward to adding to your pile of correspondence. licks your nose and passes you a nice hot cup of tea
Happy Holidays, Mr. Messenger. I hope nothing too exceptional befalls you before a well deserved rest. .. to go with the tea, adds a plate of pita bread, and hummus with pine nuts and roasted red pepper
smells the bratwursts and tries to think of sushi Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say! Wanders off before she gets more ideas of stealing from Mr. Messenger's plate
starts wondering if Mr. Messenger broke his armour and never reported it, or if he is just uneasy that the ladies would learn about it and ask for a ride...