The problem maybe... you won't be in a position to socialise with your friends there.

same for Heaven cuz I won't know anybody up there

LOL... well, add least you still get the CHANCE to try. Can't say the same on the other side.

why try for something that is no benefit to me? Even if I meet a hot chick up there, she ain't gonna hop in bed with me.. cuz she's "nice"... hence why she is up there

Actually, depending on which concept of heaven you believe in - the people who gets up there might be from all walks of life.

After all if we expect the "perfect holy" type then all fails. There will be no one in heaven.

my point exactly

The "Osama bin laden" version, you might have a lot of sex... LOL

no thanks I dun need virgins of any gender

In any case, neither is going to hell of any benefit to you - since in ALL versions of hell it's a place of torture. You will have friends, but everyone will be quite... occupied.

can scream &*^@#&^KNNCCB <name> while being tortured

in some ppl's alternate version of a heaven, im sure hamsters live forever.

Well, for all you know they might just pull your tongue out first, if you have tongues down there.

Saddam goes to heaven