“There’s also Ian’s favourite technique, which was the dwarves on their knees.”

AHAHAHAHAH. Nakakainis.

"I adore all the dwarves, they know that. There is one special dwarf and he knows who he is, but enough of that."

Sino kaya sya?

I dont.. I cant even.. You are made of win Sir Ian.

AHAHAHAHAHA Sir Ian pls

Favorite ko yung cast story nung LOTR, when Sir Ian bought the hobbits and Aragorn and Legolas (I think) to a gay bar

I wonder who his favourite Hobbit is?

Oh, who am I kidding, of course it's Pip.