I'm honestly surprised that this is the first time...

oh god no

yeaaah. Got my debit card taken care of, courtesy of online banking

Getting a new FOID card and driver's license are going to be a pain in the ass though

D:

how fucked I am is yet to be seen

i will cross my fingers for not-fucked

lube, please, oh anonymous wallet-finder

maybe they will just respect you and put you in a cab home

...okay that was a stretch

i apologise

lmao