So, if I go on death row and get really really fat they can't kill me. Good to know

sounds like they need to bring the firing squad back...

his lawyer said that his fat would stop the bullets.

here's a thought, starve him to death

Make him jump off a cliff like little lemmings...

lawyer says his fat will protect him, cruel and unusual punishment

blow him up....

how about a mask hooked up to the back of a car, carbon monoxide poisoning might take longer for his body to absorb but he would be sleeping while waiting...maybe?

Give him a horse tranquilizer first...double dose.

maybe punishment should be cruel..........

Okay so obesity is a death sentence....unless of course you actually have a death sentence and in that case it is a life saver...yeah, that makes a lot of sense