sometimes they're great

sometimes they are drunken trainwrecks you wish you could purge from your memory forever

Aww you're funny drunk

you just need to purge men from your life

problem solved

EVERY PROBLEM SOLVED

every problem not solved

i like the men in my life

lolol that makes me sound like a giant whore

WE WILL SKYPE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

No that was a memory. I drugged you last time.

DAMN IT JEN RUINING MY JOKES

FUCK YOU BITCH I'M NOT COMING ANYMORE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

I'm still coming, ticket was expensive

DOCTOR WHO MARATHON BITCH

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

One

of

us