the fuck am I watching?
when people ask about our friendship
Yeah, Gilmore's basically you.
if I were to switch places with Gilmore
Probably. He has better facial hair
I'm sorry. I care too much about you to lie to you.
well, at least I can grow more than a pedo-stache
Just remember, no matter how it is trimmed, a beard is not a replacement for a jawline
I'm sorry you can't grow facial hair. I suppose the weight of manliness is too much to bear