you clearly live on Mars Time

I'm saying. I don't like it.

And I realize I'm complaining about a first world problem here but seriously, changing my sleep schedule with this machine attached to my face is more like a campaign than a ~simple fix~

NOT COOL, SLEEPS. NOT COOL. There; I hope that helps.

IT ALWAYS HAS

Of course now that I'm awake, I'm CONSCIAWESOME.

Oh GOD, you have a C-PAP? I can't even imagine how anyone can sleep with one of those on.

"like Darth Vader"

mine's not that bad, it's just a nose one. I tried the full face mask and it made me cry.

Mostly cause it fit poorly, too.

UGH. Still.

Yeah, it's not awesome Mostly it just sucks that my sleep is all YOU'LL SLEEP WHEN I SAY SO WOMAN

Do you have to be up early?

No, I just feel like a useless layabout missing everything when I daysleep.

I get every bit as much done but my brains get a bit screwy.

Oh, I know exactly what you mean.

Yeah it feels gross. I WILL CHANGE MY DESTINY