We are playing a drinking game with my balls.

What's wrong with that? Want to play with it too?

No

There is no way you could get me to play with your balls.

Why don't you want to play with my balls?

Italy and I agree it'll be fun.

I'd rather die than touch your balls!

Maybe you're too weak to handle my balls?

I'm not weak! I can handle your balls if I wanted to.

Then you should come. We can all play with it together

No and NO! Over my dead body. I will not come. And I will not play with your balls. {{XD}}

But. It will make you happy

Do you even know what you are talking about? This will not make me happy!

It will. It'll make us all happy if you come