Mon cheri~~~~~!

{opens the door} Ja?

{pulls her in and gives her a small peck on the lip} Bonjour~!

{grasps her shoulders and pushes her away with a blank expression in her eyes} What do you want?

Please be quick with it. I have lots of work to accomplish for today.

Mon dieu, how can you be so cold to me Monica~!?

{still with a flat expression and walks away}

I have lots of work to do

Mon dieu~! Work is more important than moi~!? {chases after her and hangs her hand around Monica's neck}

{walks towards her table and drags Francine along} I have lots of work, and some of that work came from you.

But you work well for me, non~!?

{bats her eyelashes}

Work is work. Money is still money. {exasperated}

Tell me what you need

You offer me cake first, non~!?

It is your cake time, non~!?

{stares at the cake on her dining table} Are you famished?

I suppose I can share.

You feed me~!?

{looks at Francine's hand wrapped around her neck right now} You have hands. You have a mouth that I am very sure you can open. Why do you need my help to feed you?

Mon dieu, I am trying to be sweet, non~!?

where are your forks?

It is in the kitchen, in the cabinet labeled utensils. 4th drawer from the left, 3 drawers from the top, labeled "cake forks"

You label all your equipment, mon cher?

Ja. It is confusing if you do not label. Everythign must be neat and orderly. So it is more efficient.

{giggles. gets a fork and eats cake}

Oi, you're supposed to slice the cake, and get a small triangular portion and serve yourself on a small plate.

But I share with you, mon cher.

Now you've contaminated the cake with your saliva. {gets the cake and throws it}

And they say I over react.

That was still good~! and why is you say I contaminate it~!?

That was unsanitary. You contaminated it with germs.

Mon dieu, I do not have germs. I have love

lots of love~!

Love? That is an untangible concept. In fact, it is close to non existance.

You have no proof that it exists.

Merde~! How dare you say such vile things Monica~! {slaps her on the face}

Show me valid research that prooves your claims

There is no such thing. Love cannot be proven by science.

It exists. Your science is stupid!

Nein

It is not stupid.

You sound like England, babbling about creatures that don't exist in this world.

Angleterre~!?

I am not as stupid as all of them~!

Now I get why Italy is so angry with you~!

take that back. {hint of anger in her face}

You heard me, non~!? Italy is angry at you~!

Because you are a stiff stupid woman~!

NEIN. {lifts her arms and swings it towards Francine's head}

{stops it abruptly without showing a hint of pain on her face} Merde~! No one hits my face, non~!?

{gets her umbrella and swings it at Germany}

{summersaults backwards and hits the book cases destroying them with her impact} It took me 1 week to make those.

{grabs some loose pieces of wood and throws it towards Francine}

{pulls out her sabre from umbrella sheath, and slices through the flying debris} tsk tsk

{runs to her gun cabinet}

{runs swiftly to head her off, and aims for her throat}

You forget mon cher, you may be stronger than others, but I have existed for such a long time~!

I am not weak, non~!?

Whatever. {pushes the sword away}

Old woman

Merde~!

{slices through Germany's cheek} I am not old~! You are simply a baby~!

{touches her cheek, which is now warm and throbbing}

I'm sure you didn't come here to insult me and eat my food. So again, what are you doing here?

{laughs, and points her sabre on Germany's chest} I will host a dinner, in my house. For Italy and yourself.

You will attend~! You will be at your best behaviour, non~!?

You will be cute~! You will not baby Italy~! She is strong, and you will agree with her~!

Why the hell will I do that? {slowly pushes the sword away}

{pierces through Germany's skin} If you do not, I will make your life hell, non~!? You do not want me to be angry, oui~!?

{winces} fine. I will do it.

Magnefiques~! I shall take my leave then~!

{grabs her shoulder} Wait before you leave, I have a few questions.

{halts} Oui?

Did Italy put you up to this?

Non, mon cher~! I just saw the emotions in her eyes when I visited her recently~!

And I cannot allow any body to make her sad, non~!?

I-I guess.

All I wanted was to protect her. Is that bad?

I protect her too, non~!? I do not show it to her, or to anyone~! And you need not do it too~!

You can protect her in other ways~! And believe, she is very strong, non~!?

giggles not as strong as you physically, perhaps~!

Maybe I can help her train physically?

I don't think that is advisable~! Let her run to you for help when she needs it~!

We run to you when we need help, non~!?

And let her train physically with you in bed perhaps~!

{hits Francine on the head} I don't need to train her in sleeping.

I still have to work. So thank you for stoping by.

Non~! It is my pleasure mon cher~! {sticks out her tongue}

{steps out of the house}

{chases after her} one last question.

Oui~!?

This, this is not you. The one we all know. What happened?

You are mistaken mon cher~! This is who I am. I am not showing this always, but this is moi~!

Mon frere and I fought lots of battles, non~!? We have conquered lots, this is moi~!

Nein, you are flirty, sweet and a coward. You always run to me and Ameriko

Hah, of course~! I am a lady non~!? I love the attention~! I take all the attention~! But that doesn't mean I am not this too~!

I love someone on top, non~!?

...

bye

{blows kisses} Until next time, mon cher~!

By the way, I left the paperworks ma boss wanted you to work on~!

{shakes her head} I'll have it sent in the morning

{closes the door}