idly writing in my head, adventurer party going about the business of making it to the next town

one party member gets evil smile, newbie asks what's up

older member says don't do it, we'll only regret knowing

'just thinking about not giving a fuck, and what if they were actual currency - with say, penises and vaginas and maybe assholes, to indicate preferences and such? how useful would that be.'

'nevermind how it would actually work, you're carrying around loose change and a pocketful of instant distraction! what guard wouldn't pay attention once you started waving those around?'

collapses in laughter

other party members are long-sufferingly more or less amused

newbie thinks it's hilarious

wtf, my brain.