Please do not worry about taxi. I will pay when arrive.

...it is too late.

I will need to wash the stamp off...

....stamp?

He said he had to stamp me, so he wrote a postcode on with permanent marker of the shoulder of me.

I will prepare the bath.

Thank you.

Mon dieu, whyt did he do that mon ami?

I plan to take a land mass larger than Sealand possesses and preferably on land. And then become my own Nation independent of England. It's difficult to do where I am now.

Only kidding, I just wanted to mark him so he'll be my slave like the old days.

Please refrain from invading sovereign nations while in my home, please.

It would be impolite to make a promise I don't intend to keep.

just kidding.

Feel free to hit him. Any pain that bounces back to me is pleasurable enough when I realise the cause.

I could just hit you instead, if that's what you're into these days, guv?

Just you try

Mon dieu, that sounds painful, non~!?

Oh, he can take it. We've all had it worse from your lot.

Don't talk about hitting anyone. Specially in Japan's house.

Why not? He's the worst for it!

London?

Yes?