so, I was trying to get a younger group to understand a 'marcato' (which looks like this... '^')... and I said... 'It's like a staccato and an accent got married and had a baby, and the marcato was the baby'

To which one student raised their hand and asked, 'Did they stay married for longer than that Kardashian lady, cause that was only for 45 days'. BWAAAAHAAAHAAAA!!

Now you can introduce the term "detached."