How would you define pleasant?

What I mean to say is, Are you and Italy enjoying yourselves?

What do you mean? The advises you charged me, did not work.

What do you mean? Those are First Class love tips from larevolutionsexuelle. How can they possibly fail?

I never asked for those. I was asking you how I can get closer to Italy.

Precisely! That's why I gave you tickets to a romantic dinner and a private bath.

How close can you ever get.

I meant, I wanted to be a better friend.

The two of you are friends now, oui?

We aren't talking right now. I think I did something wrong.

Well, I no nothing about relationships. Perhaps I can call in a favor in your behalf.

Who?

Leave it to me. Of course, my services and contacts aren't free.

How much do they cost?

I will tell you when I know.