>enjoying delicious bowl of food for breakfast

>father-in-law describes in detail how China's grinding up dried leeches and putting it in milk and food

>no longer enjoying

>no longer enjoying

>retreats to the abyss and never comes back

I... I wanted seconds... why...

So he was all like "DON'T EVER BUY FOOD FROM CHINA OK"

And then I was like, while frowning into my half-empty bowl, "what about the soy milk"

because there's a 4L jug of Asian soy milk sitting in the fridge that he bought

But he didn't understand my reference and continued to talk about the leech-filled China milk

Something about how a lady had to undergo an emergency operation and the doctor fainted at what he saw IDEFK

So much for preparing food from home instead of buying at the mall

MEAL BREAKS AT THE FOOD COURT HERE WE COME

HAHA

Crying while devouring my leech-free cheeseburger at work

My dad is getting sucked in to the Internet phenomenon. He believes everything he says.