Every time I want to leave, Plurk pulls me back in
it's the karma, isn't it? 
Have a seat. Stay a while.
you can check out any time you want - but you can never leave...
CAMouse
says
Like a roach motel.
bigepaz
says
i can realate!
TheDiva
says
Get back here!
iAn
says
your karma hates zero 
Oh look! I'm at 1.20!
u think ur out... then it just pullz me back in! (dramatic reading/impression)