My other best friend came to see me at lunch to tell me he's moving away too. And as he was doing so a bird pooped on me

On my UNIFORM

I CRIED

I've never been pooed on by a bird before and it was the most tragic timing ever

WHY ARE ALL MY FRIENDS LEAVING

I'm so sad

what.. oh no why?! I'm so sorry honey!

Birds know exactly when you poop. Like right after you wash your car..

Two friends in one week, I am thoroughly depressed. At least Mike will be around for a while longer, Cristie packed up and left the same day

that's so bullcrappy man

super mega ultra bullcrappy

aw NUUUUUU

are they both leaving forEVER ever?

Cristie says she will be back in a few months... We'll see. Mike probably not, he is very close to his family and is missing them a lot.

He has nothing here, so he's going home

Probably not coming back is what I meant

awww dang. that's too bad. i really hope cristie comes back! she's awesome!

DONT WORRY I'LL BE THERE SOON TOOOOOO. in like.. a year and a half, haha. sigh.