so I just spent the last 90 minutes cleaning the entire kitchen

the bathroom

my room

and middle area

and swept pretty much everything

cause I like my apartment looking clean and fresh

cause when I have people over I wouild love them to think

GEE WHAT A FRESH DUDE

HE MUST BE REALLY ORGANIZED

i've already been told that my room smells nicer compared to everything else (blame the incense or my obsessive cleaning habits)

I DIDN"T touch the living room/table at all cause i dont wanna deal with that shit

i dont ever use it ever (mainly cause its always a mess/ditry)

and i dont wanna clean it cause it'd just get dirty in a day and fuck that noise

but yeaaaaah im so happy to clean and have everything looking nice

Pablo, you're so clean and fresh that you dethroned Will Smith as the Fresh Prince

seriously

I wanna be the new Fresh Prince

people walk into our aparment/my room

and go DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

as they are blown away by the sweet aroma of my freshness

You'll have to dress seriously 90's though

Like so 90's that the room is clean but nobody can see it because they're fixated on how bad your outfit is, but they can smell the clean

with this expression

obviously

Why am I even stating it

oh thats a picture of me

in my princely garbs

doing this dance

but with no pants

sorry

im too fresh 4 pants

No no no, you have to wear pants that are printed with images of your legs so it LOOKS like you aren't wearing pants and freak everyone out

SHITS AND DIES

CAN WE ACTUALLY MAKE THOSE PLEASE???????

..... printing on fabric isn't terribly expensive

i am a bad enabler

Gentlemen

Let's start a clothing line

I'm there

no but seriously we could design some slick stuff