My legs aren't as long and the markings are a little different.

you're much more handsome of course

this is quite true.

Please stop watching spider porn on the lap top.

yeesh she should talk, she's the one making bug porn. am i right, Dicey??

It's SCIENCE and OBSERVATION

as long as she didn't put that vid of me molting on the internet. That'd be embarrassing!

sure that wouldn't happen