First the married one.

..... I'm going on holiday. What a shame.

ye always go on holidays wee brother

I earn them.

ye earn them, do ye?

Where are ye going?

somewhere.

and yes I do. I was hosting the olympics professionally while you were cocking up the simple task of sticking up the correct flag for that

football match at the start/

Hey, that was hard work, ye know?

You couldn't have picked a worse flag to get wrong, you dolt.

Like I says, it was a hard work for me, aye?