so glad to be homeeee
so what's up, plurk?
8D sup.
fidgey, did i ever tell you how much i love cr between jake and knives?
BECAUSE I REALLY DO LOVE IT omg i cry tears of happiness with each tag
OH GOOD
CAUSE LIKE
I FEEL ANNOYING HAHHA
i really like them i think they're very cute. ;u;
awww don't ever feel that way. i love tagging you <3
GOOD.
are you familiar with his canon
YES
VERY
OH OOPS
well good.
unless it updated in the past few days, i'm caught up to the latest act of homestuck
cause when i saw you were apping knives i was like...
HM I BET THEY WOULD BE GOOD FRIENDS.
eeeehehehehee
I AM SO GLAD YOUR MIND EXISTS
i like how they're both like from videogramy sort of worlds???
like they both understand leveling up and stuff
me too!
and the fact that they are both so outgoing yet awkward
i love itttt
i'm like aww bbies 
i just want to them to hug and do stupid shit and go on adventures together
yes pls
hey
jake should smoke pot with knives
ac,,tually
SIHFK
#BADINFLUENCE
i almost replied to that most recent post on the network
i mean jake knows what it is from its use in movies but he doesn't like
know what it is
omg precious babby
he's like 8DDD ITS ILLEGAL SHIT THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD I GUESS I DONT KNOW
he's probably tried to smoke stuff like it on his island
idek he does a lot of weird things
lol i can see him doing that
my headcanon is that knives has only smoked once
knives pls
in someone's dorm room and only got one hit
there are so many... many
many
and acted like she was super high
things jake has done
even though she wasn't
omg
jake
stop
that i don't understand and the world
you're like 5
isn't ready to know
i really just want to write a fanfiction
and all it is
moved!!!
is
about jake
on his island
that is it.
i would read it
living on an island by yourself is a kid's fantasy
so it'd be super interesting to read imo
and all the things that a lonely teenager with anxiety and a sense of adventure would do
he feels so insecure without his handkerchief.
awww poor bb
knives can help him make one
my headcanon is that she's super craftsy
like she knitted her own scarf and does diy projects all the time
The Producers: Im Wet! Im Wet and Im Hysterical!
that's basically what's going on in his head rn
right at :35
for some reason youtube videos working on my computer D:
OH WELL
sobbing. i'm sure his mind is amazing
idk i hjust headcanon he's really
attached to his handkerchief
and he hasn't really verbally expressed how anxious its making him feel without it.
oh no D: knives would feel the same if she lost her sai or scarf
yEAH AND HE WENT ON STRELA
did he lose it at strela or is it back in his homeworld?
and at least he got shorts.
oh he never got it from his homeworld
he woke up with one gun holster, his pistols, and a copy of avatar
that's it
;w; at least he has his favorite movie
well
on strela, he raided a man's wardrobe for some short shorts.
LOL nice. gotta keep that booty stylin~
yeah but he can't wear them until he gets just like. .a t shirt.
so he's jsut like
8T
tho i imagined he snatched that up too
idk we haven't investigated what all he made it back with
he definitely had more luck than knives
the only stuff she got from strela was emotional/mental/physical trauma and some burn wounds
oh well
he pressured dave to go with him
and dave got brainwashed.
and is still recovering.
so he feels really, really guilty and doesn't really feel like he can talk to any of the striders
cause dirk told them both not to go.
fortunately dirk is being cool about it though and trying to set him up with mystique, hehe.
awww what a bro haha
i really hope knives and jake can become better bros tho uwu its awesome they're neighbors.
omigod that's too kawaiii ehehehehe
and of course they're going to be better bros!
he's stuck with her lol
good