when the fuck did I turn into a dev
why am I doing this
why
"test our google checkout button, nat!"
"run the transaction in sandbox, nat!"
throw me a bunch of links
only to lead into THIS quagmire
I'M NOT A DEVELOPER!!!!
WHY AM I ASKED TO DO THIS
google checkout is hard as shit to use
why couldn't we have just used fucking Paypal
SO AGGRO RIGHT NOW 
honestly wouldn't be this aggro if my coworker who assigned me this google checkout button task wasn't all like
"nat did you get google checkout ready"
"no i'm still working on it"
and 10 minutes later
"hey nat can I get some help with packing for the tradeshow"
"........... right now ?"
"...yeah?"
YOU WANT ME TO DEV OR NOT, WOMAN
jesus fuck
lolol reading more dev forums
GOOGLE CHECKOUT IS A DEV NIGHTMARE
why am I here......