only has the cheap channels, so I can't watch it

It's on NBC right now

in the UK

Future lap dancers.

Oh, poop. BrickGirl

LarryGator, my god, I was thinking the same thing. They've got the ribbon, the hoop, the ball... where's the pole?

[supports] the addition of Pole as gymnastic apparatus.

IDK. Gymnasts tend to have no boobs.

Plus they tend to be very young. High ick factor.

Hrrm. Well, they instituted an age minimum for traditional gymnastics. No reason they couldn't do the same (higher) here.

I've seen bits of footage from actual (clothed) pole-dancing competitions & it's actually pretty impressive.

Male Pole Dance at Pole Divas -- Training clip # 2

I think clear plastic, slutty heels should be MANDATORY

hears your boobs must be this big to be a rhythmic gymnast

And would that be measured by a set of bowls that you step into before competition? And would they necessarily need to match?

Perhaps some percentage of deviation from one side to the other would be allowed.

Would implants be considered performance enhancing?

Most definitely. Very enhancing.

it would have to be a plywood sign a la carnival ride.
measurement done by a pair of hands