definitely not stalking England. Following is the more appropriate term.

cannot believe France is up at two in the morning just trying to 'follow' England.

making sure that England is safe from perverts.

tries to keep up a straight face but can't. He really just loves any opportunity he gets to find a way to bother England.

believed that if so, France is trying to be safe from himself.

certain that, with France following him, he already isn't safe from perverts - or well, a pervert.

offended that England and China would call him a pervert. He prefers to call himself a sex connoisseur.

coughed at France's euphemism.

would rather stick to calling him a pervert, thanks. It's much shorter, conveys the same message and more fitting. In any case, he was_

_starting to feel like he was being followed...

hides in one of the random bushes England passed by, quietly doing his trademark laugh...

could have sworn he heard something. He paused in his tracks and looked behind him.

dove into the nearest bush so he wouldn't be seen. Unfortunately, that was the same bush that Prussia was in.

(rhymes)

startled at France's appearance but pulls him in and covers his mouth. "Be quiet you French-perv" He whispers.

pretty sure he heard something now. "Hello?" he asks.