pokes his head with a stick.
may or may not have done things to England while he was asleep
takes advantage of England's situation and draws on his face.
if they should give England a makeover while he's asleep
smirks. He absolutely agrees with the French. He takes out a bunch of colored markers from his coat.
sighs, "... Do I dare ask why you even carry markers on your person?". He shrugs his shoulders, and decides he doesn't want to know. He_
_then pulls out a shaver and contemplates whether what he is about to do is worth the consequences.
worry later. It's not everyday they can annoy the man like this.
raises the shaver above England's eyebrows and looks at Prussia for reassurance.
nods. "With the size of those things? They'll grow back again. Besides, he should thank us for making him look less ridiculous. Kesese~!"
"Make sure to make them look normal. Kesesese~! We'll turn him into a freaking girl!"
takes a deep breath and with shaky hands, he slowly begins fixing the left eyebrow.
laughs in his hand while watching France do it. "I'll put on his make-up later and shock every nation in the meeting! KEsesesese~!"\
paying too much attention to Prussia and he screws up England's right eyebrow.
tries to hold in his laughter. "Pfft...how...pfft....haha....much...damage...pfft....?"
twitched a little when France finished his 'deed' on his right eyebrow and mumbled something in his sleep, but otherwise showed no signs of_
almost has a heart attack as England stirs. "I-it's not much! I just wouldn't want to be around when eyebrows -- I mean, eyebrow, wakes up."
enjoys this so much. "Done? Let's put on his make-up. I even bought a wig while you were busy....pfft..."
doesn't want to be around England when he wakes up, and isn't going to take any chances. "Fini! But I have some important business to_
_attend to, which is very far away from here. In fact, I must leave. Right now. Au revoir!"
"No excuses. I'm already done while you were ranting like a crazy old woman." He grabs France by the collar before he can run away-
"N-no! Let me go, you fiend! But..." He glances at the dress in Prussia's hands. "Perhaps I could stay for just a bit..."
smirks at France and holds up the dress. "Shall we?"
smiles, and pulls his camera out of his pocket. "We shall."
amused at what they were doing. He tsked at them then wondered if he should join in. "But I'm too old to, aru..."
"Even oldies can join. This is an awesome thing to do. Now...if only America will join..."
"Oldies? Your habit of re-naming people really annoys me aru. But... what about the consequences? England will eventually discover it."
"Discover that you guys are going it aru. No one else would be pulling a prank like that aru."
"Meh...details. We're saving him from a life of ridicule...pfft..."
apparently, Prussia is the only one who doesn't cate....
(lol yeah that's how he is xD) Now thinking about it, it would ruin his reputation, so he decided to stay out of it and just be a witness.
"Suit yourself then. You don't know what you're missing" He than turn to thecsleeping man and puts it the dress on him.
(omg wrong grammar and so much typos...sry..on my phone right now....)
skipping around and sees them. "Ve~ what's everyone doing~?"
(It's fine
my keyboard is not good as well xD) China sat on a chair, wondering the best excuse to say when England wakes up.
"Nihao, Italy aru! Prussia and France are... make-overing England while he's sleeping."
hums curiously looking at what Prussia and France were up to " Britain looks really funny like that~"
(there's a chair on a bus stop....bench? xD) greets Italy. "We're playing dress up and England is the doll. Want to join us?"
frowns a little. "I don't know~ Britain gets really really scary when he's really mad~".
(A bench yeah xDD grammar error //shot) "Think carefully aru..."
"That fuzzy troublemaker? Suit youself then" he turns to England and places a tiara on his head as a finishing touch.
watches in slight amusement. "Ve~ that colour looks really good on him~"
raied an eyebrow. "What are you doing aru? A tiara? Is he going to be a princess aru?"
"He makes one pretty not princess~ "
is grinning widely. He then takes several photos of Iggy from different angles.
already made a photo album
"Wait aru! I bet Japan would like this! Let me aru!" he took a picture from his phone and sent it to Japan. (who's not even here...)
that Britain won't get really mad~
he would be sending curses onto all of them. "And me aru..." he shivered.
compiles them and send all the pictures to th others through his phone.
thinks they don't really work anyay but still shuddered slightly..
"I have an idea aru. Why not run right now before he wakes up?"
"I have an even better idea..."
writes on England's hand with a marker, 'America was here'. "I have nothing against you, America, but all is fair in love and war!"
smiles "Well~ at least Britain will be really mad at America and not us~ ve~"
"Well, that's a relief. England doesn't get mad easily at America, so I can sigh in relief at that aru..."
(( Oh golly, you guys are having a ball with this, aren't you? xD I apologise for being slow in replying though, I'm in class right now. ))
's hand twitched a little and he groaned, swinging his arm to swat at whatever (or whoever) that happened to be unfortunately positioned in_
glanced in fright. "Guys," he whispered. "good time to start running!" and with that, he ran as fast as his legs could take him.
nods frantically agreeing with China. "ve~ i think China's right~ we should run~"
ran as quick as the wind as well. "RUN AWAY!!!! RETREAT!!!!"
(have you read it all? poor iggy)
(and the one still there is... France? o.O unless he ran away too)
(pftt /died laughing from reading the whole thing XD)
"RUN AWAY FRANCE!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!"
hiding behind a tree half a mile away.
moved a safe distance away and is sending a text to America, asking him to meet at the bus stop.
somehow ended up in a tree.
(nice, France
)
is laughing so hard since America will get the whole brunt of fuzzy's wrath.
fine as long as no one gets mad at him~ "ve~ i'm safe up here in the tree~" and he can see the bus stop still.
still scared that England somehow knows it was them, since America doesn't seem to be the type for dressing him up.
whispers to Italy, "Can you come down here for a second? I have something to ask you"
doesn't care as long he has his fun at other people's expense.
wondering if England had his fairies with him at that time. /is very superstitious/
looks to see France and carefully making his way down. "ve What is it~?"
as I said, doesn't care. They can all worry later. But not him...
wanting to give Prussia a long, lengthy lesson on consequences.
(wow 87 responses! insane xD)
(haha it can go way higher than tht)
(seriously? oWo I need to go... for hw D: and see you guys tom!)
(aw~ good luck~ see ya tommor~)
quickly ties up Italy and runs over to England. He crosses out 'America' on England's hand and writes 'Italy' beside it. He places Italy_
_right in front of England. "Now, don't make any noise Italy, or you may wake him up! Bonne chance!" He runs away.
screams in shock on the inside. 'no no no no no ~'. he quickly hops away, FAR away. "VE~ THAT WAS MEAN BIG BROTHER FRANCE~"
glares at France. How dare he jeopardize Italy's life. He walks in and saves Italy
looks at Prussia with teary eyes. "ve~ please untie me~"
replacing the name with 'FRANCE WAS HERE' on both England's arms.
unties Italy and runs very far away with him
runs away with Prussia. he thinks france is mean~
sighs, and walks back to England. He drapes an arm around his shoulder and just smiles. He'll be blamed for it anyways.
why big brother France did that~
is also responsible. He thinks France likes being punished by fuzzy.
Britain is going to get really really mad~
walks over as well and smacks Iggy's head hoping to wake him up. He already took pictures so mo regrets.
"I regret nothing" He then sighs and then doodles once again on Iggy's face. "Kesesesese~!"
Britain is hard to wake up~
feels he'll get his butt kicked. Then again, he's too awesome
If they should just leave Britain alone~
"Since it seems like this Brit is not going to wake up any time soon, I am going to go get a coffee. Does anyone want anything?"
has shown up after getting the text, "Hey guys, what're you doing?"
getting coffee would be a really good idea right now~
"I'll get beer." He tags along with France
goes with the other two, not wanting to stay. "wait, i'll come too~"
wonders why everyone is fleeing... he notices England. "Since when do you dress like that?"
(if that brows doesnt wake up soon...ill be tempted to enter godmodding mode....))
(( Really sorry for the lateness... ))
(pfft thats ok...well? Whats ur response?))
starts to blink awake and notices the familiar man in front of him. "Excuse... me?" His head was still in a haze after the short nap.
"wait for me aru!" China runs after them, hoping to get a cup of tea. He didn't see England waking up.
returns to stand infront of him with a big grin..He whistles mockingly and says "lloking good eh fuzzy?"
, despite his troubles with Prussia, hoping he wouldn't get too badly beat up.
frowned, his mind starting to clear. Something is off, definitely - hardly anyone said that to him, much less Prussia. He quickly looked_
"No worries chuugoku! I'll be fine!!! I'm too great remember?"
_down and--... "WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL?!"
sighed, facepalming. 'Oh dear.'
(snapped in half...the reply Iggy...)
smirks mockingly at Iggy. You never told us you loved to cross dress!!"
hides behind the tree once more.
finds his way back up the tree again.
grinning widely at his and France's masterpiece, his hands on his hips, feeling all triumphant.
just watches... and then fixes the skirt in the back. A hero has to save other's dignity!
whispers frantically, "Prussia, are you stupid aru? If you have a mind, hide!"
"IM TOO AWESOME TO GET MY BUTT KICKED!!!"
"This is for mocking me caterpillars for brows, YOU ASS"
"ugh, and I tried to help you. Well, be that way aru! Wait until England does kick you butt!" China huffed angrily.
"Ve~ Britain looks really mad~". he whispers
huddles behind the tree even more.
"That jerk won't be able too!"
(gosh, Iggy's like a ghost, or a mushroom....know what I mean? haha))
sighs at his arrogance. (yeah, he's really quiet right now...)
"I annoy, and annoy some more, as long as I can have fun at others expense! BWAHAHAHAHA~!"
raises an eyebrow. 'This guy's louder than America...'
"Ve~". thinks this isn't going to turn out very good~
awesomely enjoying this awesome situation.
facepalms at his use of awesome.
hoping he doesn't fall from this tree...
awesomely laughs at China's awesome reaction.
frowns at his misuse of it once more.
the tree moving slightly.
's face went horribly red when he saw that America was reaching behind him. He swatted his hand away and glared at him, before turning to_
(LOL that was awesome xD)
_face Prussia. "Me? Mocked you? Have you been hit on the head?!" They were causing quite a scene now and passerbys were watching... He_
_bit his lip and looked down. Whatever dignity he had were down the toilet now and he just know he wouldn't be able to live this down.
loosing his grip on the branch. 'oh no~'.
felt slightly bad for England. Then he felt the tree moving even more. He looked up.
's are dangling from the tree.
's legs are dangling from the tree.
saw someone's shoes peeking out, but thought that was just someone's prank. He looked back to England and Prussia once more.
(167! Cows this is getting serious xD)
"The Hero is just trying to help!" he said and decided to just stand close so no one would be able to see up
thought that nobody but America would want to see up England's skirt.
trying to keep himself up in the tree.
saw that the shoes were in a different place than earlier. He grew suspicious, wondering if he should talk or keep quiet.
thought about that as well, agreeing silently. The tree shakes again. China frowned and looked up. Again, the shoes were in a different spot
"Nothing can help this situation now..." he muttered, wanting to just bolt.
can't hold onto the tree much longer. he's slipping.
"Hello? Who's up there aru?" He called, then felt silly for doing that. His guilt flooded him more, but he somewhat though England deserved
looks down. "It's me~ Italy~". he hears the branch snap.
Rushes to the tree and holds out his arms. "dont worry! Ill catch you!!!"
widened his eyes, unable to dodge.
thought that Prussia was being very kind and nice. He smiled.
Bumps into China but successfully catches Italy
thought that if Japan was here, he might as well have squealed and fainted from nosebleed. Then he scolded himself for thinking too much.
looks at Prussia, seeing he was safely caught. "Thanks Prussia~ you really saved me there". he smiles at him.
patted Prussia on the back. Then he realized England would now know their hiding places.
Smiles back. "You alright?"
nods. "I'm fine because you saved me~"
Looks back to England sees his expression. Thats enough humiliation for one day i guess
a bit dazed from the fall.
Helps him steady himself.
carefully steadies his feet on the ground, using Prussia as support.
looked up then and saw China and Italy. He was about to say something but saved it. Of course, everyone had been in it all along and_
_probably thought he deserved it. He shook his head, and merely walked off with as much dignity as he could. He probably won't be speaking_
saw England looking at him, eyes in pain. China thought that an apology and a letter saying he wasn't part of it would be needed.
just came back and saw the entire scene unfold. He hands England the tea he had bought just in case the prank turned sour.
noted that France can be something more than a pervert.
stopped in his tracks and scowled at the Frenchman. He didn't take the tea. "I am guessing you are in this too, aren't you?" At this point,_
_the tiara slipped from his head and fell to the floor.
"Astute as always. But..." his voice trails off, and he tries to think of what to say to amend the situation.
lets out a long and heavy sigh, trying his best to keep his composure. "You can have the tea. I'm not drinking it in the middle of the_
_street wearing this ridiculous outfit."
places the tea aside and offers England his jacket. "Take it. It's the least that I can do. I would drive you home but I highly doubt you_
_would get in the same car as me, so I shall call a cab."
blinks, honestly surprised to see that France actually felt remorse for it. "I..." he cut himself off, shook his head and took the jacket,_
_albeit hesitantly. Truth to be told, he was thankful, but pride made him swallow it down. They had humiliated him in public, after all._
_"That wouldn't be necessary. My place is not too far from here." He puts on the jacket and nodded, relieved that he wasn't looking like a_
_fool now and unknowing of the... new features on his face. He will realise it later and flare up all over again. "I'll bring it to wash_
_and return it to you. Now, if you'd excuse me." Without giving the other a chance to reply, he walked aside.
smiles sympathetically, but is sure that England will kill him when he finds out what happened to his face. He also wonders why England was_
_at a bus stop if he could just walk home.
wouldn't do that... Just maybe put a curse or two on him. As for that, well, he had been planning to head out to town for dinner but he had_
_already lost his appetite.
relieved. England's magic never works because there is no such thing as magic. Only the magic of love exists.
France must have gotten it the other way round.
looks at England's expression. He thinks he may have gone a little too far. This kind of outcome was quite unexpected.
He wanted to annoy England for him to chase them. But this....
approaches the English man. He holds out a cloth and hands shoves England his coat. "Here."
-he says, while averting his gaze from the man's face. "Tch."
(oops...) just *shoves (typo)
that England shouldn't feel so down. After all, it's not that bad.
He looks like this afterall v:
Britain doesn't look that bad~
's glad that Italy thinks so too.
"It could have been worse besides, Britain does look pretty~ ve~"
"Even so, it's quite a blow for his dignity as a man."
Prussia has a point. "ve~ poor Britain~"
Nonetheless, he still thinks that him and France made him look better.
still feels bad for Britain~
's eyes widened, having not expected this from Prussia. He didn't look at the other as well. "That isn't necessary..." he began, pulling in_
_the coat France offered him. "But... Thank you..." he muttered, barely audible.
that if Italy was going to feel bad about it, he shouldn't have participated in the first place... As evident by the name that was written_
_on his hand that he could still make out through the cancellation. Although, that handwriting looks... familiar.
"It's not mine you dumbkopf, it's your coat." He says, still holding out the said object.
may not show it, but he feels a little guilty. Even he can feel remorse somehow...
innocent~ he didn't do anything~ France was the one tied him up and wrote his name on Britain's hand.and Prussia had to save him.
nods. "Italy was trying to stop us actually."
frowns. "Yea Britain~ I was really trying to help you~"
blushed in embarrassment at his mista--... And he was not old! "Oh, right." He took it from him and debated on whether he should take_
_off the current coat he was wearing now to put on his... Maybe not. He couldn't help the chuckle that comes afterwards, "You could have_
_done better but thank you regardless."
England looks pretty... as in girl pretty.
isn't pretty, especially not in the way a lady does! He is a gentleman, for Heaven's sake!
"I'll walk you home if you want." America offered.
Is glad that England forgave them. He grins at scene. Its as if America is asking her on a date....
totally not asking England on date!
Laughs at America's funny reaction. "Chill kid.....but with his appearance right now? It looks that way. Kesesese~!"
"Ve~ it kinda does look like that~"
"You guys shouldn't be getting ideas just because of that! A hero doesn't let someone dressed like a girl walk home alone!"
"Is that necessary? He IS a guy."
"But he's dressed like that~ some really bad guys might think Britain's a girl and do really bad things~"
"See! He needs the hero!"
"Ve~ But Britain's a guy~ he could easily kick bad guy butt if anything happens~"
just sighed. "Do I even get any say in this..."
sighed and shook his head. "Sometime I think you're nothing but a hindrance, America..."
"Artie, tell them that you want me to walk you home!" He stuck his tongue out at China.
thought that the day England agreed would be the day the world can see his unicorns and fairies.
would not actually mind that if it means the world would stop calling them imaginary when they clearly isn't. "Even if I say that I don't,_
_you are going to insist on following anyway."
"Ve~ so just let America walk you home~"
threw an arm over England's shoulders, "Alright, Artie! Let's go!"
secretly 'awwed' at the scene, thinking that it was very, very cute. He snapped a secret picture, not intending any bad things.
promptly shrugged the arm off. "Arthur." he muttered.
just put his arm back. "Fine Arthur let's hop to it shall we?" he replied, with a mock British accent.
didn't even bother with it now. "Your accent is horrendous," he said with a roll of his eyes.
smirks at the scene and took several pictures. It's like the perfect blackmail.
happy things turned out okay~
... wouldn't be happy when those pictures turn up.
rolled his eyes at Prussia's beavior. Typical.
glad that he had somehow contributed to creating this moment of love. And is also finishing up on his photo album.