If anyone had asked ME, I would have said NO to moving to Melbourne

Would too

Yes, but you're a Melbourne Snob

I'll go and live with Jools. Put me in a postpak!

You'd play nice with the kitties, Dicey?

Oh no, you'd have to get rid of the kitties.

what's wrong with Melbourne?

It's all ummm Melbourne-y shudders

Yes it is, full of Epic Awesomeness