ok last messages to jasper ahve been sent
im really emotional haha
I ACTUALLY LIKED YOU SO MUCH YOU SHIT why did you have to go and make things like this
but anyway ok whatever we made our points and told him firmly that we werent going to apologise for this because it wasnt down to us
and i said bye and have a good life and all and i sort of feel like ive lost a part of us we wont get back
thats the problem with making bonds i guess
why do ifeel like hes probably blocked us and will never see those anyway
im here to hug!!!!! what matters is that you've done your part and now you're finished!! im proud of you
FIRST AND FOREMOST
now has he pulled more shit? i haven't been on tumblr all day
but it's good you held your ground
idk tbh,we havent checked his blog in a few days now, peachy did it for us tonight bt they said he hasnt posted anything about us
good
but we finally went back to our main and cut him off entirely and i feel a bit better for it
even if still not vry good
he shouldn't even have anything to say except "sorry i was being a buttnugget"
yeah basically
theres nothing he can say at this point that i thtink will justify any of how him and sebastian acted here
they're a double ouraboros and they were made for each other
they can endlessly eat each other's bullshit to the end of time
nsbgfjk
what a good metaphor
its true, too
theyre so fitting for one another
sob admittedly i'm recycling it from a comment about dylan BUT
IT STILL WORKS
yeah
its too perfect for them
the worst part is that i?? i cant help but feel that jasper has gotten a lot worse since dating seb
like i dont feel like him from a few months ago would have done this
it could be seb
so its just... really upsetting for us i guess to see that hes changed like this
yeah
thats what im thinking
and its really uncomfy
sometimes people just change without even like... purposefully doing it to please anyone else
like its not our place to make comments on anyone elses relationship i guess but i just... feel like theyre not
subconscious bs and all that
that good for one another
i knew they had issues but this
really brings them to light
well, sebs seems to fit the jealous bf trope pretty well
sebastian is kind of controlling as hell from the looks of it and very very jealous
yep
and hes so contradictory??
like ok. he and jasper complain about us publicly a few days ago saying 'its [jasper's] choice to make his relationship status closed'
/vomits on them
which isnt something i was ever told
like i was literally not told ever
or either of them even POSTED about it
but theyre talking like this is something that was decided on ages ago
wait i thought... i didn't know he was closed?
and sebastian says to us 'just because you had my ~blessing~ didnt mean yo ucould do what you wanted'
so he admits we had his blessing
to pursue jasper
but then gets mad at us
for pursuing jasper
YEAH EXACTLY
IT WAS NEWS TO US TOO
this is news to me but then again i get out of the loop so much i'd be a terrible racecar driver
pff no believe us its
very much news to all of us, i think
so basically
they're collectively backpedaling
yeah
to make it seem like seb is angry with more basis
both of them together
yes
instead of it just being him getting FURIOUSLY PISSED at us for something i was kept entirely out of the loop of
which is
what happened.
so.
like theyre basically 'gaslighting' here i guess
/vomits on them again
in that theyre trying to make us out as an idiot for not realising that their relationship was supposedly not open
this time projectile
when id been told exactly that for weeks
as though i was meant to just KNOW or something
as i said, i get out of the loop
when they refused to communicate with us properly
meaning that if i was under the impression of the opposite, something's up with their story now
yeah um
YOU'RE AN ALAKAZAM NOAH
when their story is confusing everybody in different ways then
theres a problem
LMFAO WHAT
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
GOD WHY DON'T YOU JUST BEND YOUR SPOON AND READ THEIR THOUGHTS
pff
i wish we could
considering that i cant trust anything they say to be true in the slightest
life would be easier if you could psychically predict the move your opponent will make ):
sure would
sighs...
omg reading your latest post and wtf
jasper you are a grown ass man what the fuck is this
*seb
but actually sure this can apply to jasper two
IF THE SHOTA IS BEING MORE MATURE THAN YOU GUYS THEN THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH HOW YOU'RE HANDLING IT
erin
says
the queen of baby talk
LMFAO YEAH
do you know how old seb is. hes 21
this is pathetic
he is five full years older than us and yelling at us for almost ruining his marriage DOESNT THIS JUST
FEEL REALLY
SOAP OPERA-ISH TO YOU
BECAUSE IT REALLY DOES TO US
like
i efel like i woke up in a fuckin telenova or smth
seriously noah have they made a tumblr sopa opera for you
"all my shitty boyfriends"
sdfhvjkg
christ
the queen feels for you
god ok oneechan let us tell you
IM SO SICK OF THE OLYPMICS ALREAYD
ITS EVERYWHERE HERE
BBC HAS IT ON FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT
AND THEY PURE WANT PEOPLE TO LIKE GET ALL NATIONAL PRIDE-Y ABOUT IT N SHIT AND JUST
i'm sorry noah but you ain't got shit on poor kimberley here
DOWN HERE IN SCOTLAND NOBOYD GIVES A FUCK??? we all hate sports i guess lmao
she lives like 2 blocks from the stadium
oh true
shes in england yeah
o its
OH MAN
OH THATS HORRIBLE
also IS THE CHIP BAN GOING ON IN SCOTLAND?
i was just thinking that itd be bc shes english then shed have it worse but WOW THATS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
wait whats this about chips ban
....
no i had chips like just last night
in london
WHAT ABOUT CHIPS
nobody can serve chips
oh man
really?
except mcdonalds
why not
unless it's served with fish
I GOTTA SAY THIS IS NEWS TO US
oh my god really
youre kidding
because mcdonalds and the city of london made a deal with each other that they have a chip monopoly during the games
i wish i were shitting you
IM...
CHISP
chips
thats terrible
i love chips wed be totally fucked
well mcd fries are good but
also the trams are totally backed up?
PROPER LIKE CHIPPY CHIPS ARE BETTER id pure cry ngl
from all the extra people?
TRAMS
those posh shits
butyeah i can imagine
apparently nobody can get parked or nything the whole citys just totally jampacked full
hey man london's a huge city don't be a hater because they've got a shitty public transport system
i say shitty because nobody who's an actual citizen will be compensated for the huge backup
christ
what a mess
my mom is really annoying?
like she keeps on bugging me, "ask kimberley this, ask noah that"
dad was telling us too the other day that the securitys meant to be really tight but thats been a mess too
LMFAO
we're your token british friends
so it was on her request i asked kimberley about it
and i regret it because I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THESE TERRIBLE THINGS
PEOPLE ARE BEING DENIED CHIPS
WHAT FUCKED UP SACK OF SHIT WORLD DO WE LIVE IN
omg yeah and security
they'd had plans to bringing in the army
for some reason
yeah!!! dad told usthat
the fucking TA
and lmao yeah... the token brit friends...
theyre really serious about this
ta?
the fucking... tits and ass?
NO OMG
i bet the queen loves a good lapdance
the 'territorial army'
thats what we call em, ta
omg
i like tits ad ass better
you should start calling them that
see if it catches on
you could make a video
of them like, marching somewhere
all austere
and play the brodyquest + ass and titties mashup over it
oh my god oh my god
oneechan please
ASS
TITTIES
ASS AND TITTIES
ALSO WHY ARE WE TALKING HERE ON DUMB OLD PLURK??? get on skype pls
ASS ASS ASS ASS
ASS AND TITTIES
i...
idk
IT FELT LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS NOAH
OK TRUe im getting v nostalgic here
but still
sya on the flipside, brb