aw really

like i barely care about the game but DAT CAST

yes you assholes and your plurks

about cool stuff

that i cant participate in

just pretend youre still in it

and comment on them as though you're still there

it does not WORK THAT WAY LEAH

make up cr that doesn't even exist

REMEMBER WHEN SAMARA AND DONKEY KONG HAD SEX MAN THAT WAS GREAT

IM NOT PLAYING SAMARA OK

also youre horrible, leave

or are you

i like leah's ideae

moonwalks out

greer no

no i can't moonwalk it's the internet

just walk out leah

basically i want mass effects

well we want you back

what's that song

you could have mass effects.

i want you back

could i

All for the low low price of your mortal soul.

you could. you could have it all.

TROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEP~

Cher Lloyd - Want U Back ft. Astro you mean this one greer

and really, what are you using your soul for anyway.

YOU HAD THAT APP ALL WRIIIITTEN

nothing really

Pretty much nothing.

tbh the only thing holding me back is the app(mostly finished) and confidence issues cuz idk if i can play her right

... YOU HAVE AN APP WRITTEN?

mostly

/switches into serious enabling mode

just fill in all the blank spots in your app with pictures from that ME3 scene where she's willing to kill herself for her kid

they can't say no then

uhh 1st person sample needs to be done, 2nd person mostly done, personality ALMOST done

not through the tears

haha oh

no im not playing samara

the opposite

Just lots of pictures of her ti-- oh.

inside out samara?

I mean

Morinth!

yes

..... ffffffff

I HAVE A BURNING NEED

countdown to Nihlus getting mindfucked

CAN'T SAY NO TO DEM HOT ASARI

FDJALS;GAH

especially the crazy ones who can possibly mind control you

HE CAN IF SHE LOOKS LIKE SAMARA

SAMARA IN LEATHER

SAMARA IN LEATHER, GREER

come on nihlus like you wouldnt be down for a hatefuck

OH GOD BDSM SAMARA

oh he would if he was sure it wouldn't kill him

he doesnt know shes an ardat yakshi :v

his death punishment can be loss of sensation in his weiner

no but he'll think she's samara sob

for a week

GO AWAY NRI

no

i agree w/ nri

MAKE ME

but greer they can bond over their hate for samara

to be fair Morinth sounds nothing like Samara, either.

oh right she doesn't

well he'll just

no she doesnt

be weirded out then

also id be taking her from after shes killed by samara so she doesnt know the normandy dudes other than shep

but yes those are my ideas and maybe future plans

I deeply approve. <3

of course idk if the way i play morinth would jive with everyone's idea of her idk

oh? why not?

because i think shes a complete sociopath and everything she says is lies :I

... well, yes. She's a monster. :|

(not to be confused with "all ardat yakshi are monsters." just Morinth in particular.)

maybe it is just tumblr warping my thoughts of the fandom l..ol

TUMBLR IS SPECIAL

TUMBLR IS VERY SPECIAL

super special

you just used the word very

trigger omg

why wouldn't you warn for that

lmao

yo someone give me a 1st person prompt for this i cant think of anything

morinth gets rejected

not helpful

uh okay uhh

morinth reacts to a a ton of giant tidal waves and a kraken attacking the city??

Morinth is attacked by a space gorilla, unable to mindfuck it. :c

Morinth is disappointed that everyone in Abax is an uncultured swine who hasn't even heard of Vaenia.

lmao