ok so technically it was a small crafts license

but i was fuckin thirteen and had a license and i felt like hot shit

ikr

"what's that in my wallet? oh it's just my boating license"

ignore that i never knew anyone with a boat or jetski

my step-dad has a boat

SHIT

so after i got it he let me drive it

just once

and then i hated it lmao

so never again

what boats are awesome

but it's like, a speed boat. i like using the smaller fishing/pontoon one

i like riding in them

and knee-boarding behind them

oh man im a wuss so i only went tubing like once

because what if i fall in and a fish eats me

lfmdsf

where do you

tube

a

lake?

idk it was a long time ago

aw

i can't remember the last time we lost power

lucky

suck it, everyone whose city doesnt have their own municipal power plant

lmffdsjfi

which is every city but ours

b a s i c a l l y

stop bragging this is gross

ed

you never shut up about portland

let me have this

well portland is actually cool

in portland we get barista licenses at 13

in portland you shut up

lov u too