OH NOEZ

"For the Twi'leks!" This just makes me think someone really wants to defend the dancer supply

One of these Nemoidians looks like a creeper. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Pantorans are pretty.

What is even with that hat? This Pantoran looks like she cut an enormous ruffled skirt open down the side and draped it over her head.

I wish my print screen was still working so I could screenshot this.

Damn, there are a -lot- of Nemoidians that look like creepers.

Ahsoka that hood does nothing to hide your horns

Who names their kid Ion, anyway?

... Aww, Huttlet squashing a bug. Not sure if cute... or just disgusting...

Yes, because Pantoran nobles totally won't stick out in Jabba's palace. Nice plan, bro

And this, ladies, is why you don't squeak in surprise.

That Nemoidian looks like he's wearing a graduation cap. I can't take him seriously

Damnit, Ahsoka, don't y'know detention centers have electronic security

Nevermind that d'awww huttlet d'awww

Bro, you don't just tell Jabba you're friends

I like how leading someone through the streets of Tatooine at gunpoint doesn't get anyone to bat an eye. No sarcasm meant actually

Oh shit, dual pistols noble.

Return of the ruffle skirt headdress

This is the lame Mandalore

I can never tell if that one Padme headdress involves wood or hair

Falleen with suspicious energy drinks. Only in The Clone Wars

This episode actually doesn't bug me except for how many times the word "corruption" gets used, jesus dick

TEA SMUGGLIN'

"This is too dreary, let's visit a hospital full of poisoned kids."

Mandalore: Planet of silly hats.

School superintendent speeder crash.

"Sure, I bribed the customs official, what's the problem?"

Let it be known that this is about twenty times funnier when you have zero context

You saw TEA SMUGGLIN' in progress? It was probably just swamp gas

Police speeder reminds me of a horseshoe crab

It's not just hats. Everybody on Mandalore has bizarrely geometric hair

When suddenly, dumpster assault.

This tea is SO SINISTER, the big pit full of tea glows orange like lava

BURN IT. BURN IT AAALLLLLL

"Now I and my stained-glass earfins begin our crusade"

That awkward moment when you can't trust anyone in your own government any more.

Ahsoka the only thing you are "overqualified" for is getting yourself into trouble

Since I haven't commented on Duchess Satine's normal headdress yet: Character limit means all I can say on the matter is "flower harp".

Prime minister: "Quick, I better start looking shady."

Don't worry, she can handle it, but Anakin has to go do the thing with the thingy somewhere else not here right now.

Who names their kid "Korkie"

In which shady guy blames Obi-Wan for causing trouble

"Your saber is your life. Fork it over, kid"

I know exactly what he meant by "General Fisto is expecting us", but for a moment I laughed

I should make a joke about this weird lecture on corruption but all I can think of are the rows of mutant bonsai

Fuck... fuck... no. Must resist urge to pause video and read all the Aurebesh on the screen. THERE IS NO HOPE FOR ME

"this graph represents corruption related crimes something something Mandalore"

Goddamnit Ahsoka your stupid self is blocking the wall of text so I can't read it all aaaaaaahhh /nerd

LATER.

Brotip: Chin-stroking is a bad sign

That moment of hilarity when you accidentally hit the slow button and the voices derpen

"Let's go down to the warehouse district to steal midnight snacks:

THESE DOORS ARE HEAVILY SECURED BY THE GOVERNMENT

Time to spy on weird conehead aliens

And then Ezio stabbed him some Mando kids

Dudebro, don't pause and peek around a corner when you're being chased

"Well, shit. Where am I gonna get a new laptop?"

Squiddles!

She's not blowing you off just because she doesn't want you getting beaten to death by unmarked riot police

Mandalorians /clearly/ get their tree leaves from Minecraft

That's because you -can't- handle it. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

So this is what descending into madness looks like

I've never seen it from this end

/me chintaps, takes notes

Context is everything, bro.

"Let's have a nonsuspicious secret meeting"

For once Ahsoka sort of kind of has a point, but also these bros shouldn't brag about their break-ins in class

NOOOO MORE WALLS OF AUREBESH

WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME

"I know I'm a Togruta and not a Mon Cal, but IT'S A TRAP"

Gee, Mando class bells sure have an ominous ring.

Don't worry, I KNOW KUNG-FU

Good idea, punching the armored space riot cop

It's treason to tell you IT'S A TRAP

It's a dementor, that's who

"You got your Dementor in my Nazgul."
"You got your Nazgul in my Dementor!"

Here, ID this hologram with no face

Two great tastes in one formless, soulless embodiment of dread?

XD

The "bring your buddies in as prisoners" trick works every damn time

Let's just leave her there while I go off to write a speech, she totally won't try to break the prisomers out

*prisoners

You'll know the signal when you see it? SO HELPFUL

Yo dawg, we heard you like traps, so we set up a trap for your trap so you can be caught off-guard while you're catching us off-guard.

Never mind trying to find Ahsoka and the Duchess, how are you even going to get out of your cell?

Actually, there are like six traitors to Mandalore here if you count his guards

Damnit, Ahsoka, you can bite them, you know

See, you can't trust anybody with geometric hair. The Duchess and the kids don't have geometric hair!

TG, I know you're not watching The Clone Wars with me and all, but: I TOLD YOU THE COLLARS USED ELECTRICITY

It's Pong with stun blasts!

Ahsoka why do you never bite anyone who's grabbing you, really?

Apparently the Duchess set a trap for the Prime Minister's trap for Ahsoka's trap. We need to go deeper.

Goddamnit I hate this DVD player.

And then the Prime Minister was sealed away in a telescoping ice cube

Technically you didn't overthrow the WHOLE government

"Nothing you wouldn't have done" UNFORTUNATELY TRUE

Tiiiiime for Disc 2! I think this is where the Savage Opress bullshit starts

Damnit, I can't remember if they missed some episodes or if they're referring to an earlier season.

"BUT I WANNA GO TO WAR"

Why... why does nobody in this show sleep under a blanket? -What-?

Yoda be creepin', peepin' out through them blinds

Oh hai Jocasta Nu

FUCK MORE AUREBESH

WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME THIS WAY, CLONE WARS