Kink Meme - let's break in the adult comm, folks.
yes
yes good
... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT THO
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surprise you want everything
/CHINSTROKE
Hey
Anonymous isn't enabled gaiz
gunmax/gunbike
I MEAN I CAN POST LOGGED IN BUT
half the fun of a kinkmeem to me is the anonymity
ceruleancat: I WAS WAITING FOR IT...
Kink meme 
/flees 
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oh shit
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let me fix that
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SHOULD BE FIXED
requesting disabled custom comment pages
/kicks it off
a;sldkfj
shit
why would you
why would you do this the night before my exam OH NOOOOO
if there are BP requests... /FLEXES FINGERS
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yes trion good
GET BACK HERE LADY
aaaaah of course right before we leave.
/steeples fingers
/waits for TFP requests with itchy fingers
/stalks the post
Whoever did that McCrane request, I love you so hard. XD
/STEEPLES FINGERS
that moment in which gunmax would totally watch that shit. 
"yes good do keep going"
"don't mind me k"
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LOL
GDIT, GUNMAX/GUNBIKE REQUEST...
can i put in a request for actual truck on car porn or is that outside the grounds of this community
because i totally want volt on prius dubcon
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altmode porn is fine
i mean what
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but
LOL
"can you write random cars having sex" is not?
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i don't think we have any charas with those altmodes...
aaaaaaah why are these all awesome !!
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lmao you know what
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idgaf if you honestly want to put that on there
hahahahahaha
no it's okay mostly i'm a huge troll
I'm more amused by the reactions to the prompts than any of the prompts XD
i was like twelve when i was last into transformers. i cried when optimus died.
albaaulbath: Dammit, someone beat me to it. People must really want to see it! 
APPARENTLY /dies
LOL Luxord and Megamind
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shipping it
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don't care how it works
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shipping it
ooo oo wait /goes to look at character list
we are horrible people for doing this before the new apps are in you realize.
it's okay. We can do it again after they're in
...apparently I have a lot of BP to write. YES GOOD.
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eh
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nobody is late to kinkmeme
... at which point, I predict Gunmax/Arcee because motorcycle
HA HA 4 from 9
YEAH HE'S
I will request starscream/arcee just to annoy Re.
pretty much going to hit on her shamelessly
because motorcycle
he would only despair that she's too small to ride
... oh gosh there's TFP Ratchet prompts
8D
...
lucid_seraph: l;asdkf what
/CHOKES
OH FUCK XDDDD
LMAO the arcee/elita/starscream one
damn you now i'm thinking of apping here :| ...not just for the kink meme
Do it
Yes, come to us~
if i want to app the unicorn from robot unicorn attack... is that an OCC :|a
Now I just imagine Jaguar (beast wars ravage) riding the robot unicorn as he slaughters people.
this would be the most beautiful thing
wearing a cape and everything
yes. yes good.
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the Robot from Robot Unicorn Attack would probably be OCC; there really isn't much canon for them other than RUNNING
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LEAPING
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SPEEDING
yeah that is what i figured. i have an extensive headcanon-y write-up for it that i used to apply to another game so
CHASING YOUR DREAM
let's see WHO ELSE COULD I PLAY
there is always rinzler
I shouldn't be allowed on this meme.
same D:
I've got three windows open and I think one of them is going to devolve into bondage
/camps out in this post and this plurk
Fjfhfjfj lmao
I DID NOT MEAN FOR THINGS TO GO THIS WAY
I may possibly be requesting terrible things.
amaaazing
... guys I forgot to ask
do I write sticky fic?
because if not, how the fuck does I shot plug and play?
Just put a warn in the subject line. 
/oh god why did I think this was a good idea
Yeah I'd just put something in the subject line like antepathy said.
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ALL THINGS ARE FINE 
I swear plug n play only makes sense to us IT folks and electrical engineers
and then we're like unf
and everyone else is like "how are usb ports sexy"
and I'm lik eYOU DONT UNDERSTAND
no! it's like... I remember that at one point I could write it? And it was sexy and stuff I just
I'm years out of practice at this point
D8
/writes ridiculous Blurr/Ratchet fluff instead because fuckit
I like plug n play and spark stuff! But really don't care what other people write. It's all giant robots banging so whatever man.
If req had a preference or a squick hopefully they'd specify in the prompt.
plug and play is totally hot :U but then i totally prefer circuit sex in tron kinks so there you go
... circuit sex sounds hot to me.
for the record, i'm okay with... anything
Circuit sex is pretty glorious to read
although i would lose my shit if someone did a bp character/tf character and the bps are like "WHY DO YOU HAVE A PENIS..."
Dhhffjgj
LOLOLOL
"SERIOUSLY WHAT FUNCTION DOES THAT EVEN PERFORM."
also: circuit sex is amazing 
"NO WE WEREN'T BUILT WITH PENISES."
I'll cry if Four ends up there
'WHY WOULD WE HAVE THOSE THEY DON'T HAVE A FUNCTION'
SERIOUSLY.
and that's why every Earth-bot is completely confused about Cybertronians
Saejima's silliness stops at about "putting a tiger on a robot's chest because it's cool" and
"seriously considers putting deckerd in a dress"
i was tempted to request four but then i couldn't recognize any of the other characters because i'm a huge bad
and also i couldn't seriously do that to four
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does this suffice
AHAHA
asldkjfslj A++
HAHA BRILLIANT
yes good
that reminds me of cracked's 7 bad sex tips from cosmo thing and the whole "use his penis like a joystick" tip
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does that mean his balls are the buttons
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BUTTON MASH
PRESS B(ALLS) NOT TO DIE
ftr, Ratchet could totally outfit all you BP peeps with penises if you wanted.
I'm sure he's don'e worse and stranger in his time :|
...but how does he
make the penises
plagueheart: that is an ancient medic secret
Noisy Boy would like to let Ratchet know that that upgrade is not within WRB upgrade regulations
THAT PENIS IS NOT WITHIN REGULATIONS
i see :|a
Dgfhhfjvvjjv
/refreshes page every two minutes
DAMMIT I want a "like" option on DW so bad.
c:?
I just keep refreshing
Or you could be super lazy and just track the post. /super lazy
that is actually a good idea
ways you know you haven't written smut in a while: I am running out of synonyms gdi
you guys need to label these starscreams- I can't tell which ones you want
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a l l o f t h e m?
there's only one not labeled
well aside from the starscream/starscream/starscream one
but the jetfire/starscream one is supposed to be DW >_>
got it
/finishes writing fill number five million
OKAY that's enough for tonight
more tomorrow ... after my exam /sobs