Why would you like to know?

{he immediately thinks that he's not married to Italy yet}

(No I don't feel like breaking the two of you up of course)

I'd just like to know.

When did you ever, just like to know?

{Germany is relieved}

Well if you must know. There's a Nation which I'd like to free from his wretched marriage.

Are you sure this nation would like to be free of his marriage?

Who are we talking about?

I'm sure. He's married to a loud, senseless idiot, who's been nothing but a pain to him and to me!

I cannot say. Even if this is private, he has ways of knowing.

Who is this Nation? Sounds familiar.

Why would you want to end it though? if the Nation is not happy, he can always file a divorce, in a manner of speaking

I'm sure he's familiar.

He is a very private man. I'm sure he's not happy. He's just not vocal about it.

That's why I'll help

Well if you can get him to tell me that he does want a divorce. Then I shall help you with whatever I can

After all, its not the first. Austria and Hungary is an example of that

I have to make him tell you? is there no way for me to do it myself?

I'm not sure there is. Only other way is making the noisy nation disappear.

but if you do that, you might have to deal with me.

deal with you? kolkolkolkol

I'll find a way.

First I'm off to Japan's house. I'll talk to you again

A-alright then