REALLY

wow i despise that book but also it's in

incredibly poor taste for a novel like this i think

I gave up and I've been reading I Capture The Castle

and also accidentally falling asleep but that wasn't the book's fault

hahahahahahaha that's a much better thing to read

oh wow shit fuck no, our narrator just literally compared herself to Tess & dudeface with Alec that is like......

i am legitimately pissed

because there is no acknowledgement of how skeevy that is. if there WERE

that'd be fine with me, just, please for fuck's sake know what you are doing when you reference literature

like there was no ~sexxy debasement~ going on in that Hardy novel, it was pretty shitty

deeply. shitty.

like, Narrator, did you read....the novel.....the fact that you think of this dude as alec should at least set off some alarm bells

if you decide the alarm bells are hot, more power to you but come on

not even a little bit of self-awareness? fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

but ana was an english major!!!!! and she will never let you, the reader, forget that

SHRIEK.

she was a shitty english major

also oh my god so much secondhand embarrassment at the inaccurate bdsm 101

r i g h t?

inaccurate unsafe bdsm

i am CRINGING

unsafe

i haven't gotten to that part yet but

i believe it

don't worry

you will

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT :|

do you care about spoilers for this literary endeavor

....

lol no

there's also a tragic backstory explaining christian's lusty depraved ways

.......................right b/c anyone who likes bdsm can't be normal

jfc

back into the fray with me

when her friends are like

hey so this guy is a dangerous controlling fuck

she's like NO YOU DON'T KNOW HIM THE WAY I DO

I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH THAT

godspeed

oh wow the ~agreement~ part, really, knifeplay, bloodplay, and breathplay are off the table?

.........sad look...................

though i suppose i should be glad

that my main kinks will not be touched