Dad when he saw who I was texting: You have a friend named Logan Wright? Is that a foreigner? Is he your boyfriend? Do you call him abroad?
Smythe
says
AWWYEAH 
Yes, yes, yes and yes, dad
Smythe
says
i am deeply amused by this and i don't even know why
He thinks I'm dating Logan Wright
Smythe
says
Logan Wright hates vaginas