now i have a rather impressive lump on my shin

/le sigh

at least it doesn't hurt much anymore, but that probably means i have a bone bruse

bruise*

....also one day, my dad will realize

that if he TURNED DOWN HIS FUCKING MUSIC

he and my mother could talk without screaming at each other

/sigh

Ouch, oh god I hate shin bruises. :X

they're the WORST

nothing there to cushion the blow

Nothing at all, just exposed bone, waiting to make you suffer.

Well played, body, well played.

yuuup

another defective bodypart, like eyelashes

lol Meant to protect the eye...instead forever falling INTO the eye.

yes!

XD