What?!

(doesn't stay afloat for long and unceremoniously plummets to the ground with a buffered thunk)

have a safe landing

((a safe landing you say =,..,=))

A soft landing?

((That depends...if there is a pan involved, then nu >,..,>))

{{XD Norway is so happy right now just watching you from the comfort of his house}}

((you should just bully your village idiot =,..,=))

{{I do that on a daily basis, I just want to have fun with you, enjoy}}

((I suppose @,..,@ it must have lost its novelty to you then))

{{Ja. have fun}}