if D is for (upside) Down.

not thought to do that. D was in a state of disrepair. Perhaps it punched a whole through the floor and she ended up somehow..?

had that happen so many times...

woah trippy. I wonder if I'd come through your ceiling (or thereabouts).

that, if you do, you watch out for the cobwebs. Some of them are so old they are listed.

to see some heritage listed cobwebs.

started jumping up and down on the floor.

warn bunty to get out of the way if dust starts falling from the ceiling.

more than usual, you mean?

a boot might be bigger than the usual ceiling critter.

boots are, in general, bigger.

, indeed, teeny boots would be silly.

except on a centipede.

ah, but then they would be centiboots. That sounds awesome. Centibooties?

imagining the clatter of centiboots across the ceiling at night.

centiboots might be a bit more brrrrrr than clunkity-clunkn.

it might depend on how much the centipede has had to drink.

contemplating the effects of a drunken booted centipede on your ceiling.

it would involve a lot of clattering about, you see.

what it is they're doing up there? Having a party?

trying to find the light switch in the dark.

under the impression they would be candle-bearers.

the ones that go brrrrrr are the ones to be trusted with that sort of thing.

pretty sure she has brrrrrr candle-bearer booted caterpillars in her ceiling. Maybe it's seasonal though?