seriously..? ._.

better than the normal crap on telly trash!

doesn't even watch tv so he won't know.

been seeing some interesting sides of Xanxus-dono lately...

weird too o_o

to flick on childish cartoons after gruesome missions

that might actually be a sign of good mental health.

((I've been replurked XD ))

the messed up themes in everything

never seen this side to his boss o_o

Oi trash, get some booze, instead of standing there like an idiot!

oh there's a sight. a 24 year old man drinking and watching adventure time...

(Scratching his stomach and abusing his wife, too?)

(I'm sorry.)

(oh god that made me laugh thanks Dino :3 ))

You trying to be smart trash? /starts to get angry quickly/

(pfft! lol!!)

I have a feeling a wine glass is gonna get thrown soon.

I'M FUCKING GETTING IT!

(Actually I thought my vision was gonna come true for a second there.

"You better be trash, or your facing a chair in the face!"

*there.)

((Unpredictable Xanxus is unpredictable, I think pain killers make me loopy, but still wouldn't blame you for thinking it!))

( Hey guys, I just thought of something! The Varia Family normally goes like this; Xanxus is the father, Luss is the mother/wife,-

grabs a bottle of his liquor and drops down on the couch next to him. "I can't believe you're watching this.."

Squalo's the mistress, Bel, Fran and Basil are the kids, and Levi'd be the dog.)

so what trash? Everyone has something they do thats odd even you do, with your stupid long hair /tugs on his hair not so hard/

(( oh god they are such a family...now im picturing Xanxus and Lussuira babies and Im creeped out))

(( OH GAWD! WHAT IS SEEN CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN!))

(I thought Squalo was the uncle?)

my hair is not odd! /pulls his hair back/

Mommy's hair is long...

(I always like the XS pairing so I always think he's the Mistress... xD)

(ah, kk)

((same as me, always liked it!))

everyone has an odd thing trash-shark!

growls and slams the liquor bottle on the table. "screw you."

Mommy's mad now.

In your dreams shark-bait!

kicks Xanxus.

happy he isn't gettting in trouble for calling Squalo Mommy repeatedly.

/grabs his foot and knocks Squalo to the ground, holding his gun to his forehead/ "Why you acting like a woman for, stupid trash?"

(Oh gawd it is like my vision! THE DINO-SAUR KNOWS ALL!!!! /strikes epic pose in shades/)

I'm not the one watching cartoons!

/presses gun more on his forehead/ Why you throwing such a hissyfit for, could swear your PMSing!

just shut up and watch your cartoon. /huffs/

(Little do we know, he preggers! /lw gasp/)

whats wrong, upset I pay more attention to them than you trash? /chuckles/

(( XD omg something for jerry Springer show me thinks))

....WHAT THE FUCK? WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT THAT? /struggles to get out/

/laughs/ You can be quite the laugh shark! /flicks his forehead before getting up/ Now get up & get me some fuckin crisps like a good trash!

rubs his forehead, frowning. "Get it yourself."

( The Reborn version would be The Reborn Show. xD)

(new event idea right there XD)

(xD Reborn! Reborn! Reborn!)

why should I? Your not watching anything?

(( I would watch that and love it!))

(I think the Varia famiglia would be the one that was on it the most though xD)

you're seriously enjoying this kid show. /gets up and walks to the kitchen to find something to eat/

"Adventure time has many bad themes in it that only teenagers would notice and interpret. It's a show mostly for older kids, not younger."

"I agree with the green haired child scientist...how did he get hear?!"

"...You left the door open."

"Trash should know how to shut doors in this place!" /blames others for his own negligence/

Points to Dino. "Wait, but he's allowed in here and not me?!"

throws a bag of chips at Xanxus. "Here bastard."

"He's the sharks friend, not mine! Your just a smart brat of some sort!"

/catches the bag/ About time trash!

rolls his eyes. "hmph."

Stares at him and narrows his eyes. "I can turn you into a woman, if you'd like. Don't test my patience..."

no please. He's already a handful. ._.

"Can't handle me shark?"

"So be it..."

shut the hell up and watch your damn cartoon.

"its finished trash! You little green, can you make a mute button for this loudmouth trash!"

go fucking finish the paperwork in your office!

"At what price for my services will you offer?"

going to have a word with Varia security. How could they let an annoying baby and a clumsy idiot in...

"Your security is horrible up against my stealthy intelligence..." Verde comments.

"I have fucking Levi for that shitwork, and as much as you need to make a mute button!"

fuck off. /he's busy now. going to kill the security guards./

"You'd make a better soldier than half the men here, Little one!"

"Are you telling me now I have to make your security for you? I didn't even touch them, fool. They simply didn't notice me walk by is all."

"Your going to have to be useful, or I'll shot you were you stand, your choice, trash"

"What happened to our agreement of taking care of the woman there?" Points to Squalo.

"huh? /starts to laugh/ would you be surprised that he is not a she!"

"...Well then he needs a haircut."

"Tell me about it, trash won't cut it"

"Cut it yourself?"

"So the great Varia boss is degraded into a childish-show loving softie?"((Lol...really?))

(Start the show: Reborn! Reborn! Reborn!)

((Lol...sounds interesting haha))

(It does! But I have the feeling the main ones featured will be the Varia.)

((Haha..don't we know it.))

agrees with what Verde said about Adventure Time. ((Although my younger bro finds it epic but still...))

(I can just hear it now "Today on the show we have Xanxus, the boss of the Varia, the mother of the Varia Lussuria, and Xanxus's mistress-

Squalo.)

((Xanxus has been cheating on his wife with Squalo for several years, but will his drinking change everything))

(( Now Squalo brought them on this show to try and stop Xanxus's constant beatings; if only for the baby's sake!))

((This is Jerry Springer material xD))

(children's sake XD)

(( The children being Basil, Fran, Bel, and let's through Fuuta in there for the hell of it!)

(now that's random, we don't even have a Fuuta here, lol)

(xD Really? I was thinking of inviting my friend here, but she doesn't have a computer (She uses mine) and we thought Fuuta was taken.)

(nope, she should take him. there's a list of all those taken on the main site)

(I know, we just re-checked, and actually Danny and Rain said they might if I ever get off the computer )

hears that...AND HE IS NOT GETTING A HAIRCUT!

(oh god. The varia is apart of one big tv show after all!) Verde smirks. "Why not? People will stop thinking you're a woman if you cut it."

growls. "I don't give a fuck!" And he mumbles to himself. "And that damn bastard is still not the Vongola boss."

Smirks. "What a temper..."

ignores him.

"Oh? Going to be a child and whine?"

if you were a genius like you say you are, you'd know the difference between whining and ignoring you.