I'll keep my distance for now.

and Loki, this is not amusing

interesting kolkolkol

Fury made me. And what's with the Medusa look?

he forced you?

Its Loki

same reason why my hair used to be blue

Well, he made it, I got the email, I checked it out, I got the message.

Not bad.

but did he say why?

Come by, I'll take a look. But I think you might want a certain God of Chippendales.

I just might, I'll head out using the quinjet

Chippendales? Aren't those strippers?

Oh come on. Don't tell me you didn't think it the first time you saw him.

He kept his clothes on

((Agent Romanov refuses to admit to it but she did))

Not all the time he didn't. I bet he undresses bit by bit. To Barry White.

I'd like to see this.

Is he still up there in Asgard?

I bet you would.

No idea. I'm sure he's follow the trail of snake haired women.

So anyway. While I'm pretty sure your stare was already capable of turning men into stone, you given it a go recently?

I need him to stop Loki

No I haven't. Should I try it on you?

Pepper would kill me for looking at other women.

I'm sure it wouldn't hurt, just one stare.

Besides, Pepper is cool with me now, isn't she?

Natasha, are you flirting with me? It's understandable, but still. Let's be professional.

Pepper is rarely not cool with people. It gets annoying.

Flirting? in what world is this called flirting? I just want to test this skill set, see if you'll turn to stone.

Pepper is a nice woman

In my world. Which you're in.

Trust me its not. I didn't know you owned this world

I'm Tony Stark.

your ego is frightening at times

Just embrace it.

I'd rather die, thank you.

...embrace it.

Do you not enjoy that look?

No I do not. I have to chain my hair before I sleep.