my name is brittany wilson literally nobody who speaks english as a native language says it wrong and most people who don't can still manage
my name is so common i don't even hesitate to give it to all of you, you can't possibly find me
PEOPLE CANNOT EVEN ACCURATE CHECK MY CREDIT apparently
because my name is so common that somebody with my same first name last name and birthday in the same state is a felon
THE CLUSTER AT THE FRONT CAN BE DIFFICULT FOR NON-NATIVE SPEAKERS I GUESS
it's a really ugly sound imo, BRRR
THE WORST THING, though, is that for years people would go "lol like britney spears?" and i was like whatever
THE CURSE ALL BRITTANYS MUST BEAR
then i lived in taiwan, got a chinese name, and when i introduced myself in chinese i got the EXACT SAME THING
the britney spears question
and i was like GOOD GOD REALLY?
because my chinese name is only one character different from britney spears' chinese name
LMAO
commodore: haha iirc you are about my age, too, so the HEIGHT OF HER POPULARITY also coincided with THE HEIGHT OF BEING YOUNG AND IRRITABLE
like i was in jr high when people were constantly asking me that and i was like THIS IS THE WORST THING I HATE IT
HOW CAN I CONTINUALLY SUFFER THIS INJUSTICE
now i am just like, okay, yeah, sure, exactly like britney spears, why not 
lol ikr i used to get SO ANGRY and I'd even go into the whole, "IT'S NOT EVEN SPELLED THE SAME" rant
but now i don't care
YEAH THE SPELLING USED TO BUG ME but now i'm like as long as i can read it, man....
we may not be able to look you up but now we can call you by your real name like total creepers 
people usually ask me though before they write it down i wonder if they've encountered testy brittanys in the past
PEOPLE DO THAT ALREADY
i admit, it still bugs me to this day when people are trying to write my name and ask, "b-r-i-t-n-i?"
HAHAHA really i have never even seen that one before
usually it's a toss up between brittany or brittney or britany and then it gets weird
I've never had britany before, but britni more than a few times. I've met a couple of britnis irl before though.
WAIT what's
your chinese name
伍蘭妮
britney spears is 布蘭妮
ahhhhhhhh
that seems much closer than in english!
yeah it is BU LAN NI versus WU LAN NI