He said that he didn't mean to turn you on.

My life is ruined!

He regrets any confusion that may have arisen.

Good thing he's already dead. lol

MST3K: Mike and the bots accidentally turning one an...

It's hard being smexy

intent is 9/10ths of the crime!

and being smexy is the other 1/10th

(I don't plurk for months, and this is what I come up with?)

Given that I don't even know what smexy is, you bet it's hard being it.

Tell him I'm not gonna face it. Not addicted to love.

The CDC is concerned about your lack of immunity to the stuff.