's still trying to re-sharpen his scythe after a certain person had it.
Daemon
says
Mein Gott, the hell were you cutting...
did cut a few.... things with it;D
Daemon
gives
him a dry glare. "Do share."
Byakuran
wonders
if you're sure you want to hear it....it's a very long story.
makes a dismissive gesture. "What did you do in my body."
Byakuran
says
....nothing~ 
stares.
stares back innocently. You'll have to get the story out of him~
looks back at the scythe thoughtfully. He finally smiles wryly. "Limited edition jumbo choco marshmallows."
Byakuran
asks
where~? /looks for it/
Daemon
says
After you tell me.
would like some sweets now.... hmmmm~
arches an eyebrow. "So?"
does have a bunch of sweets back at his store he can take. "no thanks~"
sighs thoughtfully. "Chocolate handcuffs. That work."
already has something like that. D:
harrumphs. He's not surprised. "Alright, I get it," he chuckles. "What do you want?"
points at the scythe.
makes an exasperated sound. "You just had it!"
stares at it. "a few days just wasn't enough~"
holds it protectively. "No. You had it for a few days. You have a dragon for gott's sake."
smirks. "that, I do have. Fine, I'll tell you what happened~"
leans forward with interest. "Yes?"
Byakuran
says
well....I was at the beach when I met a group of college kids having a party. They invited me to some group thing at a beach house. At -
- the party, some drunk idiot was cooking and the kitchen caught on fire. The fire spread and I had to use your scythe to cut through -
- the doors. But look there are two bright sides to this story. I saved a few lives and.... for a guy who's hundreds of years old...
- you can still pick up a few people to hook up with~ ;D
stares at him for a long time. He's obviously having a really hard time not laughing. Finally he busts out, doubling over, shaking his head.
pouts. "It really happened."
Daemon
says
Scheiß! How do you get into this...
shrugs. "it just happened. Oh and if you see a male and female about the age of twenty, tell them you had a great time~" ^^
chokes. "...You didn't get laid, did you?"
Byakuran
asks
will you kill me if I did?
Daemon
is
looking worried now. "Did you?"
smiles at him. "Hm I wonder."
's beginning to seem a little distressed. "I'm serious."
isn't feeling guilty. "What?"
Daemon
says
Tell me if you did it.
Byakuran
says
maybe. /okay now he's feeling guilty/
flinches. "Did you?"
nods.
stands suddenly, arms folded defensively, and turns back to his scythe to begin sharpening with renewed focus. "Oh."
Byakuran
says
sorry....
shrugs uncomfortably. The tips of his ears are red. "Ich bin froh, Sie hatten eine gute Zeit," he says wryly.
walks in front of him. "sorry for using your body like that."
takes a moment to think and then sighs. "I'd have done the same under different circumstances."
Byakuran
says
so you did nothing fun with my body? /no his body was made for fun! D:/
laughs wryly. "I checked your alcohol tolerance. I'm afraid that's about as wicked as I'm up for."
pouts. "Don't laugh at my low tolerance is." D: He's bad with alcohol!
snickers half-heartedly. "I figured that out."
makes a quick grab for his scythe.
nabs it with the practice of centuries and levels it at his neck with an amused look.
smiles back. "haha you got me~"
doesn't look fooled. "Did you know the Bible says to cut off your own hands if you steal with them?"
Byakuran
says
now do I look religious? /pft he is God! >D/
laughs. "It was a tip. So I don't have to do it for you."
Byakuran
asks
so you would cut off my hand? /hurt/
looks bemused. "If you stole the scythe...maybe."
Byakuran
says
I got you a tattoo.
chokes loudly. "WHAT?"
Byakuran
says
A tattoo. On your ass.
yelps, a hand going to his ass. "You didn't!"
Byakuran
says
Your ass never looked cuter~
's still rubbing his ass. "What is it?!"
Byakuran
is
surprised he hasn't noticed it yet. "a bright green watermelon"
Daemon
says
YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE REMOVAL. /rub; dammit, he's proud of his flawless ass!/
smiles and pats his butt. "calm down. Its not a real tattoo. You can wash it off."
chokes. "...Hot damn."
smirks, happy he scared him. "haha I would never put a real tattoo on your body~"
's shoulders slump in relief. "Because you know I'd murder you after you paid for removal?"
Byakuran
says
that and because your ass would look better without a tattoo~
snorts. "Thanks."
Byakuran
says
your welcome~
rolls his eyes and laughs. "...Did you really get laid?"
Byakuran
says
yea. /why you acting all surprised for?!/
sighs. He was hoping that was fake, too. No wonder he'd been feeling good since the switch. Ahem.
Byakuran
says
Don't worry I didn't sleep around that much with your body. I mean... Most of the time it was a... group thing
chokes, ears going red. Oh, God, if this were a few months earlier...
pets him. "haha doesn't your body feel great~?!"
smacks the hand away, his neck a little red now, too. "Scheiß!"
pulls his hand back, grins. "I bet you're still sensitive~"
tenses, glaring balefully. "...No wonder my ass has been hurting. "Von einem Schwein gefickt zu werden."
Byakuran
says
you topped sometimes. Well never mind...it was a free for all.
rubs his face slowly. "Damn."
pokes him. "are you mad at me?"
jerks at the poke, trying to hide that damn it tickles. "No."
Byakuran
says
are you still sore? D:
shakes his head. He's lying.
Byakuran
is
impressed. "Really? You're not sore? But your body took like nine--" he shuts his mouth there.
chokes and rounds on him. "EXCUSE ME?"
keeps his mouth shut. He shakes his head.
's not shaking. Nope. "Mein Gott..."
tilts head. "Yes~?"
Daemon
says
You used my body to get fucked by nine men?!
blinks and looks away. "haha~"
sinks onto a chair, rubbing his face. "Damn." He sounds halfway between angry and impressed.
must clap. He's sitting down after knowing that. "haha well I did say it was a group thing...~"
Daemon
says
I didn't think you meant that many...
should mention they didn't wear protection but he decides not to~
frowns. "What are you thinking about?"
freezes, "nothing~"
frowns. "What."
Byakuran
says
it was..difficult to clean up. I'm not sure if I cleaned your body completely...~
shivers, looking at him suspiciously. "...Better that than you going poking around, I suppose."
Byakuran
says
no haha the people I slept with helped me~! We used their showers.
Byakuran
says
and they poked around~
flinches and shudders. He can only imagine.
Byakuran
says
but it was a fun few days~ really fun
Daemon
asks
...Few days?
should stop blurting out things. "Want to try this new cake I added~?"
stares at him. "...Sure."
Byakuran
is
happy to change the subject. "Chocolate raspberry cake~?"
purses his lips. "...That doesn't sound bad. Have you added any German cakes yet?"
Byakuran
says
yea of course~
(BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I can't believe I didn't read this. )
(( Omg, I know. WHAT EVEN, N. WHAT EVEN. Normally Daemon would LOOOOOVE these turnabouts but... ))
Daemon
says
...Streusel?
Byakuran
says
I can learn how to make that~
hums thoughtfully. "Marzipan Baumkuchen and we're talking."
Byakuran
says
are all illusionists greedy~?
's expression is unreadable. "Just whose ass is sore?"
Byakuran
says
calm down. It was fun. Admit it, you'll like to be in some group thing with 9 other people~
actually looks a little sheepish. "Yes. Before." His look turns wry. "And I don't exactly get the pleasure of it anyway."
shrugs. "Have a little fun. If you don't use it, it might fall off." He's joking of course.
hides a choke behind his knuckles. "I think I can last another seventeen months compared to three centuries of existence."
leans in and whispers, "you know that adult store I showed you had some toys for masturbation~" He winks.
's ears are red. You know normally this isn't embarrassing. Given the circumstances, though...
Daemon
says
I think I can handle myself, thank you.
smirks and pokes Daemon's nose. "Haha you need help~?" ;D
flinches. "I don't think I need any more help from you after the switch."
Byakuran
says
haha I'm kidding. I messed with your body enough.
Daemon
gives
him a wry eyeroll. "That's a relief."
Byakuran
says
I have video tapes. Wanna see~?
spends a long moment looking tempted.
Byakuran
has
them all burned on a DVD. ready to be distributed to porn companies
stares at him for a long moment. "They don't go public."
Byakuran
says
hmmm I'll try not to put it in public~
narrows his eyes. "If anyone else finds them it's your head I sharpen this on next."
Byakuran
is
quiet. "but....." How should he word this? "I kinda showed... Shou-chan~"
Daemon
says
...Count of three. /holding his scythe/ Take off, bird-boy.
tackles him. "I'm sorry! I show Shou-chan everything!" D:
Daemon
says
Three...
pouts. He's still counting?! "Shou-chan fainted before the good stuff started!"
Daemon
says
.../thinks; then nods/ Two.
's wings appear. "really! The only thing he saw was probably your naked body.."
Daemon
says
...ONE.
quickly flies up. "he saw nothing!" D:
Daemon
says
You intended to show him! /FLY, BYA, FLY!/
Byakuran
is
flying. "I'm sorry! I was just trying to tease him!"
Daemon
says
Then tease him with a video of your own body! /slices air threateningly/
Byakuran
says
But he's seen it before! It doesn't work on him anymore~!
stares. "...He isn't affected by your body?" Snicker. "Says something."
pouts and stops flying. "oh shut it. my body worked on you before. And Shou-chan has seen my body way too many times."
twirls a piece of his hair, eyeing him thoughtfully. He's still considering a slice and dice.
Daemon
says
...Fine. Give me the video. Every copy.
Byakuran
says
I only showed shou-chan. That's it. Unless someone steals my laptop.
Byakuran
will
have to get the laptop from his apartment.
Daemon
says
...I'll get you a new laptop, give me that and the copies. /he's serious--if Alaude sees them he's toast!/
Byakuran
says
I'll go get it from my apartment then. /you could always say you switched bodies!/
Daemon
thinks
Alaude wouldn't care.
Daemon
says
...I'm coming with you.
floats back down. "I'm sorry...~"
Daemon
says
No you're not. /flatly/ Come on, let's get the videos so I can keep my balls.
reaches his apartment. He looks for his keys. "no I really am sorry." D:
hums neutrally. "If you say so."
opens the door for him and starts to look for his laptop. "don't be mad at me..."
snickers. "...I'd do the same thing." That's his way of saying he's not angry, you just better not do it again.
finds his laptop and turns it on. "I'll put it in a flash drive for you."
Daemon
says
It'll still be in the hard drive.
Byakuran
says
oh it's certainly something for a hard drive.
eyes him with amusement. "...I'll get you a new laptop. Give me that one to destroy." After he has the USB copy.
Byakuran
says
...destroy? /hugs laptop/ but but D:
Daemon
says
I told you I'll get you a new one. /he's being generous here/
Byakuran
says
but there's other things I like in here D:
( likehisspecialporn )
(ofmarshmallowsandredheads)
(Byakuran's porn is illusionists now)
Daemon
says
...Redownload them. /the video is on it!/
Byakuran
asks
wanna watch your movie before you destroy it~?
/who said he was destroying it? all but one copy~
plays it anyways. "here watch with me~!"
purses his lips. He's tempted...
sets his laptop down to watch his master piece. ;D
Daemon
is
still considering it, don't get carried away!
Byakuran
is
already watching it. Sit. enjoy.
sighs and sits down, crossing his knees, looking pensive.
Byakuran
likes
this part. ^^
Daemon
gives
him a look and watches the screen a moment before looking away. For once he doesn't know what to do.
Byakuran
is
only teasing you. "We don't have to watch it. I'm only joking~"