Why'd my hair turn blue?

(action: scrubs hair long and hard using every shampoo in Russia's household)

How did this happen?

( should be careful, it might've been due to radioactive shampoo...maybe~)

It wasn't any of mine. If it was my hair would be blue too.

(lol, it was Loki)

(I am aware but...come on, you and your radioactive toothpaste )

(oh wait, that was Germany wasn't it )

I've seen people with blue hair recently

Ah, I must say that turned out rather well

madeinamerica: you have?

Loki... you..did this?

Did you have any doubts?

turn it back to the way it was!

Now, why would I want to do that?

Because I can ask SHIELD to help me out

You don't know where I am, though

We didn't have a problem finding you once

I wanted you to find me, as I recall

and you do not wish to be found now?