/amused

my rp goals are pretty stupid, ngl. I had a whole stupid list of them once

getting his wallet stolen was never on there 'cause by the time I made the list it had already happened in the other game

(and then he kept taking that girl out for dinner anyway haha)

but yeah, it woulda been.

and hey maybe he's found another girl who would like to take advantage of him. /grin

HAH

hah at the pocket picking, or the hopeful condom?

'cause I'm betting you at least laughed on the inside, there.

all of the above.

/grin

don't forget the chick he was checking out at the arcade too.

oh gods...he has a mommy thing, someone slap it out of him please

/face in hands

ugh brosuke

too bad he and vincent couldn't talk more about that mommy thing.

vince is the best role model.

;A;

HE SURE IT

Don't ugh him! He's already halfway to first base. This girl just let him get away with touching her hand!

*IS

hahaha YOSUKE LIKED VINCENT

he has the best instincts ever

:|

:|

to be fair, he is used to people hating him and fake-niceing at him anyway, so he assumes nothing is worng with that

/facepalms

what is real love anyway?

he would have explained all about how all women are poisonous spiders and how a mother is the worst offender of all. :|

also breasts are scary

poor Yosuke

Yosuke would have been polite and pretended to listen while paying no attention at all

mommies are hot, duh

and lolol he makes most of his own problems, sippu

...though he is a sad, sad kid deep down. but on the bright side NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT IC

(except pana because she plays his unfortunate best frand)

also Gil is getting some soup or something if I can think of a way to do it without Yosuke crashing at fancyhive again

...because he's not allowed now, since last week people will suddenly notice if he doesn't come home oops

:|

come to her tiny sick bosom, Brosuke

oooh, bosoms...

don't get your hopes up

there's nothing there

/sigh

it's okay Maya-san, you tried your best

however if you make friends with her

and her sister comes along

WELL

he'll just hold out hope that eventually rise will get here

EXCUSE YOU

and he can ogle all he-what's this now

Maya has a boobies?

MIA IS TOO OLD FOR HIM

er, sister?

but

yes

yes she does

he likes the ones that are too old for him

it's biology

the good unf is just squicky by modern standars

*ds

and what boobies they are

because women in their 30s and men in their teens...yep

fff

you know he's a leg man in general but those

are worth making an exception for

HAHAA

oh my god Yosuke hitting on Mia

while Godot is like

I really hope that we get a Vanessa in SP someday.

because then Yosuke can hit on her and Gilbert can get super offended

DUDE THAT'S MY SISTER

hjshdjshds

hahaha also Yosuke can get his bitch ass SLAPPED

all good things

yep! everyone wins!

and yes Godot freaks him out so that would just be extra fun

/snrk

Maya would just be like

OKAY GUYS GO RECRUIT SOME CAST FOR ME

DUDE YOSUKE........

THE BOOBILICIOUS KIND PLZ

hahaha he would just guilty face for two seconds, spew in the trash and then go try to convince Mia she really needs some easy hurrahs

Ooh, just loveing eponine

and spelling shit wrong I think

but yes

fff

/purrks

...

:c

/stops drinking

BUT NO he will not realize she is a hooker until he has long since agreed to pay for her upkeep

Yosuke is a sucker so I just love when he gets CR with people who will manipulate him

/snrk

and I mean hooker nicely, in a pretty french way

:c

but she is. c'est canon, bitches.