I sent Phil the message, in the manner that you have requested

Good work.

Did you make it seem as unbelievable as possible?

Yes.

good, kolkolkol

I don't get it Sir. Why did you inform them about this?

Intelligence tells that, there is indeed something wrong with the nation representing France

That is true. He was turned into a kid. a 6 year old child

Who would do such a thing?

Who else?

That sinister bastard from outer space?

who?

Loki

Loki?

Its classified information.

As far as I can tell you, He invaded America

so maybe he also did it to France

This Loki seems to be an interesting person.

Net. It was not him

Then who did it?

This is not going out, is it?

Of course not Sir.

I work for SHIELD

But I can keep secrets

Good. Obviously it all happened because France drank a bottle of Vodka

Vodka? genuine?

Da. Vodka

I don't think you'd believe it though

After what I've seen, I will believe anything Sir.

Okay. I did it

Its a bottle of cursed Vodka

You mean it was touched by the tes...

Tes?

I'm sorry. That was classified information

How did it acquire the cursed characteristics?

...

Its a bottle I've kept for more than 100 years. I was going to use it against my enemies back the n

then

So you do magic?

Not completely. Net.

And, it is true that true love's kiss will solve it?

Not exactly

then what will?

Just an ordinary kiss

a kiss to France' cheeks, forehead, foot or even hands

from England

England?

I hear there are multiple individuals representing that Nation

He had a mishap with magic. There are three of them now.

kolkolkol

Three? Sounds like a threat

And all three should kiss him?

I don't consider them as a threat.

And net.

Just one will do.

You fed them false information?

Da.

I know they will not do it anyway.

So it was a trick.

What about the time period of ten days you had me tell them?

Something will happen in ten days.

What?

It will be PERMANENT. kolkolkol

You mean the state he's in right now?

Won't that be dangerous?

Its fun.

kolkolkol

What is with the kolkolkol?

it is just a laugh

Sounds sinister

Net.

Regardless, Sir I must advice against this.

I will do anything for you.

but SHIELD will not be happy to hear about this.

That's were you are employed currently.

They are no threat to me.

No sir

but I worry about the condition of the representative of France.

He also has issues I hear with Afghanistan and his troops

Alliances need to be kept

So you will tell them. Is that it?

I have to sir.

We can't break alliances. At least for now.

Da. At least for now.

You go ahead and tell them.

I don't think anyone of the England's will do it.

What do you mean?

Is there war brewing between them?

war? kolkolkol

if arms and weapons are concerned, I think hardly, these times

in other respects, I think there always is.

They do not agree with each other?

do not agree? That's a nice way of putting it

Go ahead. inform them about it.

I shall do that Sir.

I hope this does not upset you

No. This does not upset me. I think I shall enjoy what will happen.

I shall go an inform them then.

And if it won't be a bother. I hope you brief me about the nations.

When I go home after my visit in Ukraine, I shall give you a lengthy briefing.

I look forward to it sir!

Go and do your assignment

Where do I find France?

I believe he is with America

You can find them through AgentCoulson

I shall talk to Phil

Go ahead.