even a cat could seduce him

Unless you're a dude. Then he's a huge tease and you'll never get any without some serious work.

Yeah pretty much. She basically was like 'come here and take your pants off' and he was like 'yes ma'am'

/facepalms

but what if you're a dude that looks especially girly?

He totally thought they were dating, too.

Uuuh if he's fooled by it things will go great until he figures it out! Then...lots of screaming and freaking out

He had the reverse once. Haruhi Fujioka kept giving him funny feelings and he kept going out of his way to

.......Well, it is diffiult to look girlier than Shiro but

look out for the little dude. He was a little weirded out by it until he found out she's not a dude after all. Then he was SO RELIEVED

that would not happen in a million years

(it helps that Shiro sounds way manlier than Yosuke, I guess)

Yeah Yosuke didn't like Shiro either

Yosuke can have instincts

Also RUDE

NOT RUDE Shiro's seiyuu is FukuJun?!

He only squeaks when he's scared or upset okay :c

and he goes for his deep voice with him

....one of those ankle-biter dogs

/sigh

Yosuke's life is being topped

and there is not even sex involved

Whatever he's not done growing yet. Humph.

AND THERE WAS ALMOST SEX ONCE

Shiro is your age and can make grown men blush with his tales

YOU NEED TO SPEED UP

...just not with Shiro. You know. With the cat. :|

interesting fetish

...he's trying but the girls aren't having it

/sadface

Dude she looked like a girl okay that's totally cheating

If Yukiko even had to actually TRY..... ffff. XD Probably inviting the gang to the Inn, everybody getting their own room and having fun

together during the day, and nipping off to cozy up with him in his room that night.

Ooh. That could work. Well okay more like that would work

Yus~

It would be even hotter cause secret rendezvous

Completely unsuspicious setup, and entirely convenient for her.

LOL, yes

He really likes playing spy

/gives him cool shades

His pet name for her could be honeytrap

/grin

fffff

Hahaha one day we will musebox terrible things together

/wink

X3 We shall~

Speaking of which, it IS past Wednesday now

What happened on Wednesday?

I have no idea XD

You just told me to poke you for ideas again after Wednesday

Haha OH RIGHT /snort

Sorry some of us are loser burnouts around here. And Wednesday was my last day at work.

Yeah we can plot things. Whatcha have in mind?

XD Sob, poor thing. /cuddles, gives cake for getting out alive

IDK, haven't got anything in particular yet

Sweet, cake.

Hmmm...Yukiko plots. I have a few i like so lemme throw them out and see what you think

One is like...spouse swap. Bnr. But like, Saki dies. Let's say Souji hooks up with Chie or whatever

So Yukiko's favorite night is out of the running. Or AU it up in some way, whatever

I've always wanted to do (like I said I wrote fix for this before) something where Yosuke and Yukiko get the hell

Outta Dodge together. He's bored, she's trapped and beautiful. It's both of their dreams, only in that second best way

Hmmm. So that's..... what, Yosuke/Saki, Chie/Souji, and.... what, Kanji/Naoto and Rise/Teddie? /ponders swap

Of course I'm totally smallest with our new spy game -hah!- but I actually always liked the dirty secret option too

Oh, that could be cool. It'd probably have to have a bit of AUing it up or be earlier in the storyline though, given that the end of her

Hahaha well I admit I never got that into details with it

S-link is deciding to stay. Dirty secret option?

XD Ahhh

Yeah exactly. Souji ruins everything. /wink

LOL, he IS a big mover and shaker

The fix I wrote involved Souji dying in one version and an AU in the other so yeah. Sorry Sooj

If he didn't get too far in her S-link, and Yosuke got close, that could probably easily happen.

Fffff poor guy XD

And dirty secret as in Yukiko is a girl from a well respected family run business, the pride of the town and all

Yosuke is that guy everyone loves to hate because fuckin Junes (also he's annoying lolol) and no one would ever guess

XD Ahhhh, yes.

If those two hooked up and kept it on the DL because yeah right Yosuke wins the Amagi challenge.

XD Nobody would ever believe him even if he bragged about it to the whole school

So long as Yukiko kept her mouth shut, the derpery would work in their favor.

YEP they would just be like 'shut up dumbass there's no way'

XD

Poor Yosuke <3

I've also always thought a 'ugh our husbands/wives are in law enforcement' bitching club could be cute

Hahaha he makes most of his own problems. /pats his dorky head

Though that was for him ending up with Naoto...which mostly people think of as a crack ship

And Yukiko with Chie there because they're just that cute

Though that would work well with a Kanji. I just have no skillz

XD So cute~ <3

Hahaha my head is a weird place and everyone's a dork in there.

Pffff, you say that like they aren't canonly

Any of that sound fun? I have a few more if you don't like any of those

Hahaha TRUE. I love that about the game though. Yay dorky kids

X3 Totally. /still pretty sure that ANY combination of the IT could be spun with the right set-up and rationale

But yeah, that does sound fun. =3 Any of the others you especially like, too?

I've always liked the whole fwb thing where they experiment with each other. In that case I usually think of Chie first but I can see Yukiko

One day being like 'oh right Yosuke is a boy...'

So I'm open to that too if it's easier. I'd say it depends how involved you want this to get

XD I'm cool with involvement. Though it is kind of funny to imagine any of them going "oh right X is actually a (fe)male I almost forgot..."

Hahaha well that happens with Yosuke and Chie a lot in my head

XD Fitting

But Yukiko is her own special kind of derp so she can join the 'oh right' club

Very true~

She seems to have that derp with Kanji and Yosuke both

YEP it's basically canon tbh. She mostly remembers he has balls when she wants to kick them and he's all 'haha you're not a real girl'

XD Yup

Hence the nad kicking. YES I actually really really love Kanji/Yukiko but alas no one else does

And I dunno if I could play Kanji or I would beg you to make that happen. Alas

XD Kanji/Yukiko would be adorable. I know Bear plays Kanji, but IDK if she ships it.

Mm I know a bunch of Kanji. But yeah I've only ever gotten fix for that. And no one even wants to read it alas

/Alases you all night

Awwww :c

XD

.../pinged

Well, if you do find one who ships it, I'd be willing to make it happen

I think I was double pinged in this plurk.

Ooh?

ohoho whatcha wanna do baby

/rubs grubby paws together

aside from me actually answering your fucking tag maybe

/snort

and are my muses

and Sooj isn't seducing you Brosuke

that's not how he rolls

yeah yeah sure

what did ya see that you liked? /wags

dunno

I just wandered in here to see punting.

XD

.../covers self

/sympathetic wince

:c

I wouldn't argue with some threading tho

yeah?

point and I'll shoot

too braindead, you come up with something.

oof gimme a few and I will do that

o7