taking a dump, squirrel runs up to the window next to the toilet and starts pawing on it

Bitch wouldn't let me poop in peace

WTF nature, I don't even like you, leave me alone

Also, that was one ballsy ass squirrel. I peeked my head over the edge when I thought he was gone, and he ran up to the window like

HAY WHATS UP IM STILL HERE LOLOL SUP BRO U DONE POOPIN CAN I COME INSIDE?

WHAT THE FUCK IT KEEPS ON KNOCKING ON THE WINDOW, I AM NOT EVEN THERE ANYMORE

LMFAOJFKS

it needs to use the bathroom too

; 3; MEGGG MAKE IT STOPP

i think your doggy will do a splendid job for me

I just locked him in the bathroom. I'm a terrible person.