SHIELD, right?

What do you know?

Me and Nick sometimes get into discussions about my boss when my boss doesn't know XD

.....

Oh I know everything don't sweat it

You know the Director?

yeah!

You want to tell him I'm dying here?

We're on first name basis

I've never been bored before.

Dude what do you need?

Beer.

You got it

Some movies.

Anything.

any requests?

hey are you .... you must have seen me around I wonder if it's a security breach to come clean

How long have I been out? I've missed a few issues of X-Men.

you are so one of mine omg

Hey, they set me up with this thing.

...one of your what?

Are you on the council?

LOL

I will tell you in person

you might not believe me otherwise

Xmen and... beer and you like Captain America so..

I'm not sure how much weirder things can get. Until they get... weirder.

How about some ice cream

Vanilla.

It's not so weird, let's just say we both know Steve

Hey, ask Fury about my trading cards too. they got them out of the wreck yet?

hehehe

yeah they're safe

but I might have to bring you the other stuff first, Nick gave them to someone

Have they been signed?

you bet!

ok

dude XD

I can't spill the beans in the other one

basically I am the highest level of clearance but they tend to want me to keep it to myselg

I died for my country. Almost.

LOL please don't do it again

I will feel like shit

When soldiers die, they go up a rank.

I want another clearance level.

ok, uhh, medal of honor? And... what else is there, there's these ones we give posthumously

But anyway, you get some pretty awesome clearance, I think you might qualify for MIB...

.....MIB? Which department is that?

Men In Black hehehe

....wait, are they real?

I thought we WERE them

What isn't real? The best cover is the one you never expect!

You know they were never told, right?

who were never told?

They

weren't

They don't know

Interesting. I can't ask anybody to confirm, can I?

Nick...