I live beside his house, and he still gets lost.

He was never really that good with this sort of stuff.

He rarely leaves home.

I know.

mutters "troublesome moron"

Austria got lost again?

He gets lost often?

Da.

Please be gentle with him!

Don't worry. My gun is not for Austria. I use it on certain occasions only

Careful though. I know you have nice guns, but I don't think the EU will appreciate its use.

I am tired. Maybe you should carry me to your house

Can I shoot HIM NOW?

He does the same to me. You should be more used to it though

He's really just not use to such situations.

potatotaku I have no intention of getting used to it.

I must say, I do not want to get used to such ill mannered way of carrying me

I felt like I was a sack of flour being manhandled all the way to your house. And those noises you made, how could I rest.

You should be grateful! I had a good mind to leave you there to rot...or wander off and get even more lost.

I gave you my thanks that evening. Did I sound ungrateful?

This is why I don't like company

You should be grateful for my company.

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